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Gandalfish

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  1. Trump literally says all the time that he doesn't accept election results as legitimate unless he wins them That isn't democracy. Maybe he won't be able to tear it all down, but he literally has stated on many occasions he wants to.
  2. But yeah, it took real guts to predict that the "Jaguars Eating Faces Party" might you know, eat some faces if put back into power.
  3. And now we get to see who was right over the next four years.
  4. Exactly. and a Republican would feel the opposite way about it. and our society doesn't have the capability to be civil about these differences anymore.
  5. Why are you forming a circular firing squad? I would fucking love it if he did a great job. It would be good for the country, and the world. But why would any of us think a morally bankrupt snake-oil salesman is capable of that, especially a day after he won the fucking election? Also, there is all that stuff he says he wants to do that sounds fucking terrible and damaging. Democrats and Republicans want DIFFERENT THINGS. They have different ideas about what a "great job" would even mean.
  6. No amount of posts like this, safely, anonymously, miles away from those you are trolling, will make your tiny dick grow one millimeter longer.
  7. I'm sorry about your small dick.
  8. Someone ban this toxic miserable human.
  9. Fantasy response: On Wednesday, lame duck president Joe Biden announces a no fly zone over ALL of Ukraine. Fuck around and find out.
  10. I suggest a Five Point Plan to settle this disagreement once and for all. 1. We watch the Texas vs. Florida game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 2. We watch the Texas vs. Arkansas game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 3. We watch the Texas vs. Kentucky game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Then we find the average of these five sums. This gives us his measure on the ULTIMATE SCALE OF PUSSYTUDE/BOSSNESS (working title...in process) 0-65.0 : THE ULTIMATE PUSSY : Sorry Quinn, you are officially and forever a Huge Pussy 65-75 : PRETTY MUCH A PUSSY : Quinn, you had so much potential but you ended up playing like a Pussy for us. There might be hope for you in the future though. 75-85 : KIND OF A PUSSY : Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro. 85-95 : MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY : Quinn did enough to win, but could he have done more? (I admit if we end up here the argument will go on. I'll take my chances) 95-100 : DEFINITELY NOT A PUSSY : You can say what you want about Quinn Ewers, but he ain't no pussy. 100+ : DUDE IS A BOSS : It turns out you guys have just been haters the whole time. Potential Longhorn Legend. (This is all completely arbitrary and not based on any kind of science or intelligence) May the testes be with you, Quinn.
  11. It seems to be blocking the video here, but you can still follow the link and watch some nice highlights of Bijan's 145 yard day in week 9.
  12. This is my map on the eve of the election. I'm putting my heart on the line and daring to hope.
  13. Ain't nobody knows shit about fuck all.
  14. I don't know if he did it on purpose, but that could certainly be an effect. 🙏
  15. Are we even watching the same video? I’m not going to change your mind, but I think most people will feel he called Trump supporters garbage. At the least, it is not a crazy take and is not “made up by the stupid media”. if anything, we should be angry about the false equivalency of Trump saying 1000 awful/stupid things and Biden saying 1. “Oh look, they are the same.” 🤡
  16. Did you watch the actual video? Biden called Trump supporters garbage. Did he mean to? Uh, who knows? Speaking was never his strong suit, and his speech has rapidly gone downhill over the past four years. Will this move the needle? I doubt it. America takes being talked down to better from a man.
  17. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I think modern life is failing people in many ways. It's not just the rules we play by, it's the very structure of our lives. Fairly or not, people blame our leaders. Trump is promising people he will burn it all the fuck down. And they believe him. They know he's a liar and a degenerate scumbag, but they don't care. They want to see it burn. Do I agree with this viewpoint? No. Is it wise or constructive IMO? No. This is just what I keep coming back to when I try to understand what the non-super-partisan Trump voters are thinking.
  18. Brought to you by the party of personal responsibility (unless you can blame the liberal media)
  19. From unincorporated Harris county, F I G H T !!!
  20. Dear Sir, If you mean to imply the good folks at Surly have a tendency to get overly excited about good results and panic too much over bad results, then I am offended.
  21. Why not? Should it be some kind of secret? I'm not trying to be argumentative here, I really want to know why he couldn't.
  22. Texas 49 Vandy 10 Texas Passing 276 yards
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