Everything posted by Gandalfish
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This got me engaging in some wildly-wishful predictions 6. First Round Game vs. Clemson. Ewers goes bananas, has literally the best game of his career (98.1 QBR) +10 for a win = 108.1 7. Quarterfinal Game vs. Arizona State. Ewers is extremely efficient and makes some huge plays (90.7 QBR) + 20 for the win = 110.7 8. Semifinal Game vs. Oregon. Ewers and company win a high scoring game, the defense bends a lot but does just enough in the end to win (93.2 QBR) + 30 for win = 123.2 9. Championship Game vs. Notre Dame. Ewers plays efficient, mistake-free ball. Indeed winning the whole fucking thing (89.0 QBR) + 60 for win = 149.0 409.3 (points from last five regular season games) + 491 (playoff points) / 9 (games) = 100.0 --> DUDE IS A BOSS, a legend is born. 🤞🤘
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I've decided to extend this rating system into the playoff. Here's what Quinn has done so far since I started this highly scientific rating system: 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 Here is how the playoff games will factor into the rating going forward: 6. First Round Game vs. Clemson. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 7. Quarterfinal Game vs. Arizona State. Sum Ewers QBR +20 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 8. Semifinal Game vs. Oregon, Ohio State or Tennessee. Sum Ewers QBR +30 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 9. Championship Game vs. Some Asshole. Sum Ewers QBR +60 for a team win -10 for a team loss. Here is our scale again, unchanged: 0-65.0 : THE ULTIMATE PUSSY : Sorry Quinn, you are officially and forever a Huge Pussy 65-75 : PRETTY MUCH A PUSSY : Quinn, you had so much potential but you ended up playing like a Pussy for us. There might be hope for you in the future though. 75-85 : KIND OF A PUSSY : Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro. 85-95 : MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY : Quinn did enough to win, but could he have done more? (I admit if we end up here the argument will go on. I'll take my chances) 95-100 : DEFINITELY NOT A PUSSY : You can say what you want about Quinn Ewers, but he ain't no pussy. 100+ : DUDE IS A BOSS : It turns out you guys have just been haters the whole time. Potential Longhorn Legend. Quinn is sitting not-so-pretty at an average of 81.9, which is KIND OF A PUSSY. Pretty much the worst he could end up after the playoffs is PRETTY MUCH A PUSSY, which would be a drop of one category. He could easily get to MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY with a few wins and solid performances. To get to DEFINITELY NOT A PUSSY he would probably have to at least make the championship game and play well. Crunching a few numbers DUDE IS A BOSS is pretty much only achievable if he wins the whole fucking thing and plays out of his mind the whole time.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 (QBR 79.1 +10 for win) 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 (QBR 70.6 -10 for team loss +10 for this game being the SEC championship) Average = 81.9 --> KIND OF A PUSSY : "Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro." This actually pretty accurately reflects my feelings right now. I harbor no personal feelings of ill will to the guy, he is still our QB1, I want him to succeed now and in the future, wherever that takes him. I do feel extremely disappointed on where he is, given the expectations we were sold on early in his career. Unfortunately, I think that Longhorn fans will still be arguing about this in twenty years.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Seriously, the conversation is Fucking over. Quinn Ewers fucking sucks.* *Again, leaving the original, drunken, angry post. I was blowing off steam.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Seriously, fuck you and yours. 1 TD, 2 INT, terrible game. He is the weakest link.* *Your post made a good point, I was just drunk and angry. My bad.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I’m finally ready to say it. Fuck Ewers, he sucks. Seriously, fuck that guy. I am mother fucking done with him.* *I’m leaving the drunken, angry original post as is, but it was hyperbolic
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SEC assesses Texas penalties for bottle-throwing
Should definitely experiment with this at the next tailgate.
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SEC assesses Texas penalties for bottle-throwing
Empty plastic bottles don't go far or have much impact. A full bottle with no cap is difficult to throw without spilling all over yourself.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
- Prediction thread SEC Title Game- Georgia at Texas
Georgia 17 Texas 20 36 rushes for 147 yards- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 (QBR 79.1 +10 for win) 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Again, despite the win, Quinn is still hanging out in KIND OF A PUSSY territory with an average score of 84.7 so far. Gentlemen, take ten paces, turn and fire.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Man am I glad our D fucks.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Need an 8 minute TD drive here.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
And the thread implodes.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Thanks to Bert for giving Surly something to complain about right before half time.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Yes.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You actually can quantify pussification. Trust the *science. *It's not actually science- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Despite the win, Quinn has slid down to KIND OF A PUSSY, with an average score of 83.2 so far. Please resume arguing...- Happy Friday, assholes. Did you know that Kentucky has never played a football game as far west as Austin???
- The Fuck This Scumbag Thread
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- Prediction thread SEC Title Game- Georgia at Texas
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