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    I'm excited and nervous about this game. I feel like this is our first big test of the season (with the way Michigan has looked so far) On paper, and even just the season vibes so far says Texas should win and cover. However, as has been said time and time again this is a rivalry game and some squirrelly shit has been known to happen. We need to start strong and don't stop stomping until they are a thin, pink paste.
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    Ewers gets the start, Tuddies trigger all oldies, Longhorns dominate.
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    Texas 48 OU 13 Rushing: UT: 197 OU: 96 Difference: 101
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    Could we get a transcript of this 🙏 stuck at the paywall.
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    Happy belated birthday to Jimmy Carter, a great American and by all accounts a profoundly decent & honorable man. I hope he lives long enough to see the inauguration of our next president. I hope that day brings him joy.
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    MSU 10 Texas 54 Total Yards: 472
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    From unincorporated Harris county. FIGHT!!
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    Some possible explanations for this: 1. "American Officials" are thinking "They have their own long range missiles and drones to hit these targets now, why poke the bee hive unnecessarily" (BTW, do you think we helped them develop/manufacture these new homemade toys?) 2. "American Officials" are privy to specific threats from Russia that haven't been made public. (like we'll cut undersea cables, and maybe you could stop us but then we'd have an active sub war going on) 3. "American Officials" are, to put it gently, being overly cautious with Russian "red lines". I mostly lurk here, many of you seem very knowledgeable on the subject - I'm interested in your thoughts on this.
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    ULM 0 Texas 59 Arch total yards: 453 🤘
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    From unincorporated Harris county... FIGHT!
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    I would guess a much higher proportion of Russians end up dying from their wounds. but 🤷‍♂️
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    Seauxing
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    UTSA 3 Texas 59 470 yards Ewers: 317 yards Manning: 153 yards Other: 0 yards (no tricks needed)
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    I'm bringing my wife to the game this weekend, I just bought a double for us. See you guys there! 🤘
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    From unincorporated Harris county, FIGHT!
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    I’m not sure if anyone has brought this point up yet, but whether or not Russia’s nukes work or not is pretty irrelevant. If shit gets really nasty and they launch on the west, WE will end the world with our retaliatory strikes. Ours will work!
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    Aside from that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln? 🙃
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    Orcs are fictional monsters. They can’t hold a candle to the natural human ability for monstrous behavior. 😢
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    Texas: 38 🤘 KSU: 17 KSU 5 punts for 213 yards.
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    God forbid anyone post anything in this thread that isn't sandy-vagina, black-pill, whining. Have a Lexapro (or two) and enjoy the brisk weather today.
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    You might want to edit that, champ.
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    If they manage to get that 8th win, does the thread get renamed?
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