Domedriver

Let’s introduce these hillbilly pcats to some Western Hospitality! smash’em Horns!🤘

So i have been to Rose Bowls and we haz Quarterback who you will remember what he did to you. Unstoppable!🤘Saturday you will meet another and he will enjoy playing in your big house!

Poor Aggie! Poor Aggie! Now I want to hear, “I want my Mommy…”

Did Blue just get hurt?

You know this is Surly and it is all about the ass!

I remember back in the old school years when all we had were fullbacks and we ran the power I with big Gene Chilton the coke Machine!

Heal fast and come back stronger! 🤘

I am here for the Victory Pron! post it up🤘

Undefeated! The Sec can bite my longhorn ass as we put the horns to them!🤘

With the Sark Effect! And Magic!🤘

Back in 1978 i was the senior party security bouncer for a party at the Barn on 2222. It was my senior year in high school, and I was known as a bit of a kung fu guy as I had flipped Rudy Gonzales during our PT football scrimmage after he attacked me. And I bluffed that rep to where I was Security for the band at the Barn. Me I was just an athletic rockclimber with no fight training. we had this pool ball that my buddy had lifted years ago from the Hole In The Wall and it was our Power Ball! We would play ball bouncing at the Capitol and all the late night properties, hand ball with a pool ball is a game! well these UT Frats stole the ball from us as we bounced it at the Barn. It led to a fight between me and Jake M. Who last year was the starting nose guard of my high schools football team. He out weighed me by a 100 pounds, 170 vs 270. I saw the ball and assaulted the punk frat who had it and was immediately engaged in combat with Monzingo. He grabbed my jacket and spun me around. I immediately shed jacket and shirt and went all like kung fu. He swung a huge roundhouse which I tried to block and crushed me. I knew I couldn’t stand so I went WWF on him and body slammed him in a crotch shoulder take down and tried to hold him. But my grip was overpowered so I released and went limp. The crowd intervened and pulled us apart so I survived. My friends retrieved the ball, but my ass was kicked. never fight a lineman!🤘Jeff, best wishes, you won

Is this the new Geography discussion?

Is that what we would call dog fast? Like the hounds were on your heals fast. 4.21 might even out run my Yorkie! And she is a field Ferrari!

We don’t want to be the Island of mis-fit toys. I like that we are bringing back Akina an DBU! My Horns are up and but I want us to become picky. I want Priests, Rickys, Earls, DJs and Huffs. Picky = Elite with the will to win. I want VY heart transplants! Hell I want off season to be over, can I haz spring?🤘

Now we haz… Sark now under a sweet new extension, with Saban retiring and all the turmoil, Texas is looking like the sweet place, hot coach, NIL, SEC TV, etc. a lot of talent is going to be looking to land in Austin. We Needs to not become over fascinated by new shinny rocks-portal-recruits; the next rosters Sark builds are going to be the measure. Every slot counts here on out! We need the right fits. It is so much fun to be picky! and if we pick right, we can haz.

Hell, we will be bitching about the Spring Game! But we will be loving every minute. fuck dem brakes!🤘

I just watched, Texas takes over on downs! When we stopped them.❤️🤘

Hate is a legacy thing. Yes OUSUXS is an immediate and persistent hate, but we also have long term legacy hate and the Irish and the Pigs are legacy hate. Aggy is our embarrassing sheep fucking cousins and we have that, but OUSUXS is in our face and there is real anger. But I have hated the Irish since I was a child.

I still hate Notre Damn

My goal was always for them to play solid winning football. Two things would make it OK for me are: 1) Win 2) Pay my cardiologist bill! shit i has da olds and I was stressed in ‘69 against ArkyPig. And you all pulling this 3 point shit. My doctor bills! pay up by fucking winning! Smash Mouth! With skid marks as we walk out the fucking door! 🤘

50? I want 72!

Ceds first carries as a freshman were pretty stud. He hammered into the endzone are were a sign of things to come.

But hey TSweat did a unscore when he batted that ball down in OT for the win!

Its 20! 🤘 I want MOR!

This will be a statement game for this team. Those PWPPs (Panty Waste Pity Parties) who are having to wring out their baby kimbies need some and get ready for some. Internationally noted in alpine magazines etc, for being “Big and Loud” I have already posted here that we will win by 20+, but I will add to my proclamation! We will block a punt for a Touchdown! We will return a punt for a Touchdown! And the Big Man TSweat will Score! and we will get a Safety! Mud Fucking Hole and… Sativa.