Domedriver

Ruff crowd here on Surly!

Just posted this on my FB . Love me some Big Earl. Uplifting like the air beneath his feet.

I have blind, deep, unremitting hate of all things Notre Damn. Wired in from growing up a Texas Longhorn.

Drunk storm post deleted. Oh, and Go Sark! All gas! Fast cars for everyone!

The second Notre Damn Cotton Bowl when Wooster fumbled multiple times, ending the greatest Longhorn winning streak. I was a kid and did not understand that Texas could lose. It was devastating. I bitterly hate the fucking Irish still. 🤘

If you ever saw him run, his kick off return, man against boys, field consuming speed I did not see again in burnt Orange until Vince Young. Good also in nude neighborhood parkour

I would step up and speak for Ken Hackemack, one of the friendliest giants of old school Texas. Was proud to shake his hand on San Jacinto. Big, old school.

Bump for Thujone art!!!

Immortal work. We are in the presence of greatness. I mean, I could almost smell the puddles of tears.

GoonerDoom bringing Disciples of Sarkness

The dark night comes, death to OU!

I am rewatching last nights game, focusing on the Sark game and I am very gruntled. I think we are in for some fun! And I will drink the Koolaid and whatever is put in front of me! Happiness🤘🙏🏻

CDC, we will need a bigger bar in the new South Endzone!

I just hope there is a cure or vaccine for Cheese Zits. They sound disgusting and I recommend full PPE!

With the. CBS DTV contact fuck fest I am going to hve too stream. Fuck them all, Damn the torpedos full fucking steam ahead! Go Navy!!!

Turtle, Hare, corchimg race? I predict we will have to suffer before we reach the promised land. I can see it, and when we get there, woe to you who fucks it up for all of us!

Funny in an old mans kind of way, I was going to post a headline I saw on the brand new Statesman web page announcing that Colt had gotten married! 🤪 to my good fortune my Shipley catcher thing kicked in and I checked the date of the headline story. 2011 it almost could have been a Lee Corso moment, his pen and beedie eyes saying “Not so fast!” it breaks my heart to see, a paper that I paperboyed for back in 1970-2, ... at least I had that Shipley Catch algorithm to save me. I say Corso, and money whip the best OC and DC in the world! RIP Fred. I actually paid to attend his Thursday Luncheon at the Union when I was a student... oh forgive the old mans 🤘

Colt McCoy throws a touchdown and beats the Seahawks!🤘🤘🤘

Romeo Crennel. Bring in a no nonsense King Kong MFer and beat the entitlement out of the pussybutts!

CDC, fire the Hermturtle and bring in Urban, and we will put up a statue for you!🤘

Ever since I saw him with his sledgehammer locker room fail, I knew Hermann was a Goob. We can do better. We are fucking Texas!

The Dallass CowQuiters

While I have had other happy moments, there are two that rain supreme! Both of them are VY games during the championship run! the first was the OU game where we destroyed the gooner boomers. We had great seats and had smuggled in a quart of Crown in a bladder and hose rig in my junk. I was hosing my buddies coke while squeezing what looked like my junk. The old lady next to me eyed me suspiciously and said “ Son just what are you doing?” I smiled and said “Crown Royal”. She smiled and held over her Coke for me to hose too. Just then Jamal broke loose. After the game we took in the car shows in the halls,a d while nobody was looking, my buddy, like me a well know rock climber mountaineer climbed the Jeep Climbing tower. This Okie looking red neck reacted with outrage and snarled, “Just what the hell do you think you are doing?” To which my buddy replied, “Anything I want! We let him cat fishing in outrage. the second was the rose bowl, and the ecstasy of the win. Afterwards we went to an In and Out Burger, and this trailer trash looking bitch was trash talking about all the Longhorns in the joint. Being very drunk I walked up to her and her boyfriend, and said to the boyfriend that “You need to tell you butt puppet to shut the fuck up”. He just looked at me scared because I am not a small man. Then the whole place burst out into the Eyes of Texas! peaks to remember!

😭it would be less painful if I Oh Wa State was better looking. 😱

Is it because of Colt that I have the tongue spit hates for Cousins?