Domedriver

If they don’t post the scores does that mean I can change my prediction? Kidding... my prediction was so off that I need lube just to deal with the morning. 😭😱🤘

This is the first time I have picked against my Horns in the contest. I say we get our asses handed to us 42-17. Break out the lube, we are going to need it!

If it looks like ass, smells like ass, tastes like ass, it’s ass! our team is playing like ass.

I haz Da sads cause we have da SUXs!

Chicken shit

Well there is always the joy of female sodomy

We just did

Tequila, lots of tequila. Make the pain go away.

Patterson depants Herman and showed us his ass.

The KKitties scare me!

We just got played by Les Miles. We need to put some ice on our ... and get over it. Les has been fucking with Texas for years.

A lot of women enjoy a good buttplug so I don’t understand the problem?

Those red skirts walking off are total okie double wides. Dumping the Schooner lol! OUSuxs! Blahlhawwa

Tits! i mean TEXAS!🤘

So to my glory! I have reached the glorious peak of #40 on the Surly Prediction Score! It is amazing and a moment of personal glory! Being here and reaching this moment, as a life long Texas fan since my father retired from the Navy, Happy Birthday, in 1967 and gaining employment at UT, to my graduation in 1984, to seeing Dawson’s kick, getting an autograph from Randy Peschal as a Cub Scout, parking and ushering in the ‘70’s, to 14 Texas -OUs, watching Sims melt down against CU Ricky’s run on Aggie,and VY in the Rose Bowl, and all the shit that has followed,... I can predict score and be in the top 40 of all you sons of a ... 🤪 I am calling t out now. We win shit beat the out Kansas and Hook’em up! so frustrated, if my score had flipped it would have been spot on, we would have won and we would have again beaten those bag of dickeating, mobile home sister fucking meth consuming... oh well. we will slaughter Kansas! 🤘 Texas! Oh and thanks Hauck and Sir Blacklab.

Three Johnsons Fielded Riley Lusts as Johnsons Score Points Okitears

It’s not so much the ugliness, but the burning of my eyes!

I am mor worried about Lincoln R’s reaction to us having 3 Johnson’s on the field! And you are worried about concession?

I think KJ needs to take this! I like his hair!

Lots of reasons! I hate ND.

A Corn win helps Texas! So fuck the fuckeyes.

Land o heifers. They keep showing those, we will lose Vic forever!

Go Sooey Tampons!

The bloody tampon covered in fat girl corn shit in the bowl that is clogged!

I say we kick Byes ass by eleventy million and twelve points! hook’em!🤘