Domedriver

Watching the pregame on Fox of the Jags at Fins. He is all sweaty and looks like a coronary waiting to happen.

That KXAN article has been updated, no names but, “Police say a mini-van was trying to cross the intersection when it ran into a motorcycle. Both riders of the motorcycle, a man and woman, were pronounced dead at the scene.” 🤘😢

Holy fuck, they keep doing that twirly arm shite they are going to git hurts! Make them stops!

Oh, oh, oh, it’s my Squints! Never believe it’s so its mySquints you know...

So we beat the Cajuns, we survive a total dog fight with BloUSux and it’s at home against arguably the weakest team. We are beat up, we sleep walk and let them close. scares me to death. We win all the others, but Kansas will be our true test! Kansass!

Kansas scare me to death!🤪

It is known to be so.

Funny as Andy Bertlsen has pulled up next door. 🤪

No. And you can bite my ass.

My neighbor’s daughter is married to Jim’s son. Who is a brilliant musician and DJ. They know what a huge Longhorn fan and saw him play at Texas so they asked him to sign it and gave it to me for Christmas. Jim said he had never signed a hat before so it is likely one of a kind!

I have a Longhorn hat signed by Jim Bertlsen!

Clearly we are not posting enough buttsec in the pee thread to win! I expect all of you do do better! Win! Win! Win!

You can not say Fuck ND and not spit. Fuck the Irish! Have hated them since 1969!

His just has a cause other than football now. and I would let her Kolbert my Susie!

Jim Bertelsen! my neighbor’s daughter is married to his son. He sings in a great band and DJ’s on a radio station. Great people all around and I am lucky to have such great neighbors! i watched him in those great Wishbone years as a kid, and he did great in the NFL! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bertelsen “James Allen "Jim" Bertelsen is a former American football player, a running back for five seasons in the National Football League with the Los Angeles Rams. He played college football at the University of Texas at Austin, and was a highly regarded high school football player in Wisconsin out of Hudson. As a sophomore at Texas in 1969, he helped lead the Longhorns to a national championship in the Wishbone option offense, alongside James Street, Steve Worster, and Ted Koy. As a senior in 1971, Bertlesen was the team's lead ground gainer. In his career at Texas (1969–1971), he rushed for 2,510 yards, averaging 6.1 yards a carry and 33 touchdowns, and also had nine 100-yard rushing games. Bertelsen was selected in the second round of the 1972 NFL Draft, thirtieth overall, by the Los Angeles Rams. He averaged four yards per carry as a pro, and rushed for 854 yards in 1973. After his NFL career, Bertelsen returned to the Austin area. Jim Bertelsen No. 35 Position: Running back Personal information Born: February 26, 1950 (age 69) Saint Paul, Minnesota Height: 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m) Weight: 205 lb (93 kg) Career information High school: Hudson (WI) College: Texas NFL Draft: 1972 / Round: 2 / Pick: 30 Career history Los Angeles Rams (1972–1976) Career NFL statistics Player stats at NFL.com Player stats at PFR

How you park is now a thing? Shit I park a F350 long King Ranch. I park wide and all. Makes women’s understand where I will be parking my junk tonight! Plus I have a Leer and a Sat dish so I need 8.5 feet. A man, after all can’t be missing his Football no matter where he parks!

Keeps bags of Gooner dicks clean because he loves ass to mouth!

The reprint of the Dome Drivers Manual, a Climbers Guide to Enchanted Rock is now available at your Austin-area climbing gyms, Whole Earth Provisions, and at the park ranger station. Cheers and Hook’em!

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit, it’s shit!

Didn’t know they made cleats that small!

Yes, that link does not have the photos of me climbing cracks on DKR.

And after this Texas Monthly article, the AD had all the climbing cracks filled in on DKR. https://books.google.com/books/about/Texas_Monthly.html?id=nCsEAAAAMBAJ

Hook’em Horns!

Douche is what is used to wash out pussy. We don’t like no stanky pussies so douche is a positive?

I luv and support every player who puts on the beautiful Burnt Orange and our Tighty Whities. I wish LJH all the best. He might rise and make us proud, or he might be fine as a former Longhorn, but I do have to give him an award for the best fucking name ever