Domedriver

Texas 35 tceh 31

If Fisher offers you a sweet potato be sure to sniff check the butter.

Toothless Hillbillies from the other VA 28 The Mighty Texas Longhorns. 56

We fuck them up here on out. Angry Horn going to want to poke some hillbilly, some sand ag and the tornado is where we need to watch our shit.

Fuck that child killer. Just fuck him and send him to hell.

We went to Stoolwater. We drank the water and there was a turd in the punch bowl.

Don’t drink the water!

But Lee Corso just put the hex on Notre Dame! It is the Corso Curse! Navy Wins!!

I have a dream... that on the yonder day of the morrow that our Navy will go Boiler Maker and smite the fucking Irish! GO NAVY!

He has to pay for the butter for his teeth somehow

I harken back and wonder, just what Edwin Simmons was doing naked in some folks backyard. I think Edwin was battling with the undefeated and this guy was on da dopes

Nice run for Troy. Wish I had some pizza

Texas 27 Okielite 18

Three reasons for Longhorns to root for Navy. 1) the fucking Irish have been our bitter enemies for decades. I have hated those entitled fuck faces ever since we faced them in the 1970 Cotton Bowl, and how they ruined DKR’s run the rematch. Bitter were the loses with James Brown and others, so much so that when The Desiel Swoopes dove over the goal line it was like the liquid sunshine of the great happy one! I fucking hate Noter Dame. 2) if we are going to go to the promise land somebody needs to beat those entitled fucks or they are going to steal a playoff slot without a Conference Championship which should be required if we are going to only have 4 slots. Fuck them. I will root for all their opponents. I would even root for OUSuxs if they were playing them. 3) Go Navy! The Midshipman are committed to defending our great nation with the exact opposite of the entitled Fucking Irish. It is sacrifice vs entitlement. So Fuck the Irish, go Navy!

Houdini shit

Horns Up for Swaim

Domedriver comes from my years as a climber and guide at Enchanted Rock. Nothing close to those fucking entitled suck ass Golden, piss on them domers.

Beat the ever living fuck out of the Irish! just putting this here for Saturday and for my father who past last year. Annapolis Class of ‘46. i hate ND with the heat of a million H-Bombs!

Bionics. I say we turn him into the $6 Million Dollar Man. We can rebuild him. Make him better, faster, stronger than before. and have the Rising ready to go! Shane, Lil’Jordan, Collin and Ingram are your friends! Give them the ball!

This.

Funny story, was at the Big 12 Championship at the Alamo Dome against Nebraska and we traded our suck ass tickets in the end zone nose bleeds for some better seats. Unfortunately they we lower level under deck, about 30 yard line. In a total Nebraska section. We were the only ones in Burnt Orange and we were heckled by the Nebs. My buddy and I have carried in a generous quantity of Herradura and with the Neb offense you had to hit the quarterback early and often. So I was bellowing “Kill the Quarterback!” Multiple times. soon the guy in front of me turned and said,”That is my son.” I gave him one of my flasks of tequila and we became good friends!

Guess that makes you the likes of little boy butt.

Next time he slides. Helmet to his pussy and break it.

Just go ahead, take the penalty and kill the fucking midget

I hope the Pirate targets some Pac12 officials!