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Domedriver

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  1. This.
  2. Funny story, was at the Big 12 Championship at the Alamo Dome against Nebraska and we traded our suck ass tickets in the end zone nose bleeds for some better seats. Unfortunately they we lower level under deck, about 30 yard line. In a total Nebraska section. We were the only ones in Burnt Orange and we were heckled by the Nebs. My buddy and I have carried in a generous quantity of Herradura and with the Neb offense you had to hit the quarterback early and often. So I was bellowing “Kill the Quarterback!” Multiple times. soon the guy in front of me turned and said,”That is my son.” I gave him one of my flasks of tequila and we became good friends!
  3. Guess that makes you the likes of little boy butt.
  4. Next time he slides. Helmet to his pussy and break it.
  5. Just go ahead, take the penalty and kill the fucking midget
  6. I hope the Pirate targets some Pac12 officials!
  7. San Antonio Chargers! Fuck Jerry
  8. I think we should name him Lil’Ingram, and CJ, Lil’Colin, and then we can collectively call them th Lil’Boys when the shove the rest of our schedules shit in! They all should starts!
  9. I guess your here because your toothless sister won’t let you fuck her ass anymore now that you have Hillbilly Aids.
  10. I was pretty angry after the Maryland game. I was disgruntled by the Tulsa game. I was pleased and surprised by the USC game. after beating OUSuxs, I am fully on board with our Corch. I am a demanding fan who has been cheering and going to games since 1968. I have shook Earl, The MAN, Campbell’s hand, bought Ricky a couple of beers and have loved every player who ever put on the Burnt Orange. i am happy when we win and pissed when we don’t and the first target of both the love and the anger is the man with the big pay check. So Tom, right now I love you! Beat the ever living crap out of Okie-lite!
  11. We would ass-rape the Irish if we got to play them and it would bring me much joy!
  12. Bye week is when you don't know what do do with your dick. Do you fuck chicks, do you fuck men, do you go for ass? I say ass for the win!
  13. We’re number __! We’re number __!
  14. No, but I put some man seed in hers. True story!
  15. I had buttsec at halftime so I am done for tonight. Done butt happy.
  16. I told you we were going to Lil’Jordan their asses!!!
  17. Shove it down their throats!
  18. Focusness! This is about defend the humans who have these. Don’t touch unless she says, “Yes Big Daddio!” Death to the rapist and their inappropriate touching of tities that are not theirs!
  19. Tits = Not Flat. Fuck you Herbstreit! Texas will not be flat. We are going to Lil’Jorrdan some ass today!
  20. With that girls tits on it!
  21. Mullet vs. Wizard. Wizard wins
  22. We will not be flat! We will be pointy like some hot chicks tities! We will smash the Rapist and deliver God’s judgement on the enablers. 42-12 Texas!
  23. HERBStreit! HERBStreit! This is what we yelled at him in the Rose Bowl against USC. He picked against us then, that suckass Ohio blow boy!!
  24. Surrender Cobras!
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