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Domedriver

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  1. Sterns, the second coming of the Hawk!
  2. We win cause... No pizza today bitches!
  3. Where is the Bevo Elevator? He needs a platform so he can see the game and we can see him!
  4. Yeah, ‘88. We won something like 21-20 to a very inferior team. We made the radio call as a “Disturbance in the North Endzone.” North Texas score but nobody was watching the game!
  5. I got in a rumble in DKR back in ‘87 against what was then North Texas State. We had some drunk frat punks from North Texas take seats in the row behind us and they were very drunk and obnoxious, whistling, screaming cursing, flopping around, almost gets into it with folks behind them, and after he kicked me in my back a couple of times, I asked him i he could “Mellow out a little?” He immediately put me in a head lock from behind and before I could do anything, my buddy ripped him off of me. My buddy was a very compact 5’7” athlete, and had the guy by the scruf of his neck and was bashing his face into the underside of the bench behind me. The drunk frat’s buddy did not like me flagging the police and took a swing at me. Now I am not small, nor compact. I am 6’2” 195 lbs professional rock climber/mountaineer who had been weight training and climbing all summer. It was a great pleasure to land 6 of the best round house punches I have ever landed. And a round house from me comes all the way from West Texas as I have an almost 6’8” wing span. I had the guy by his shirt and was about to break his nose with a hammer fist when the police wrapped me up. Just like this time, the Police interviewed the folks around us and I heard this old lady tell them, “The boy there is drunk and cursing and causing problems. He attacked that big guy, and that little guy yanked him off and beat him up!” They arrested the North Texas punks and we got to see us win a lackluster game in the last 2 minutes... Down on San Jac, an old man in a Longhorn suit came up and said, “Son let me shake your hand, you were the best part of the first half!” A righteous beat down of the enemy is always very satisfying!
  6. He was a holey terror off the end with a Dunlop and bad weight. He has remade his body. Put on power weight and kill QBs and the future is bright!
  7. Red shirt, power chunk the fuck up and be a DE next year! NFL Big $$$ and dead QBs!
  8. We might have issue with Coach Patato but I like beating USC and I am ok now. Bevo BLVD and stuff might make me buy tickets again. Hook’em FUCKING HORNS and beat the ever living shit out of toad!
  9. I would have the Corches show 2 players, CJ and LJH some film of that Iowa State 6’6” WR and his 2 50+yard Catches an runs to the house. We need more explosive plays on O, and more Defensive scores!
  10. Porn in is future
  11. No Pizza bitches!
  12. Lets run slow, OK, slow for the wins
  13. I just love whaat we did to him back in Houston in the B12!
  14. The weather radars are positive for no Pizza! Fuckem up Horns!
  15. Playing the Trojans, to wins you need a horse. Who is our Horse. I want Collin or LJH.
  16. They see a Ginger and they start doing stupid shit!
  17. I think those thoughts need to be preempted by Corch. He needs to come up with the winning Pizza Play! I say Miltos. I could go for some Miltos Stromboli right about now! With all the meat! And we can use the Greek influence to get out players to FUCK THE TROJANS UP THEIR ASSES!
  18. If we send Beck out for the pizza he can’t fuck up the play calling!
  19. With the expected rain delay, where should Coach Potato send Beck to get pizza from?
  20. So, mine, 17-23 Texas happens this way: 3 Touchdowns, one defensive and a safety with LJH getting one and Collin Johnson getting the second on O. USC will score 2 touchdowns on defensive breakdowns and long plays then get a late field goal.
  21. I am happier now.
  22. But Vic, Sunday Night Football sucks so much ass! Mine Got!
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