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Domedriver

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  1. Drinking my big mug of Burnt Orange Koolaid and getting my game on! Go Horns Fuck up some turtle!
  2. Bring tape, untapped turtle going to be messy.
  3. It scared me and it is a bunch of fine granite that would be some good rock climbing without being all fucked up and Ohio and all. Just saying. For us rock climbers and all. You know... Bring your duct tape!
  4. There was a song, “Oh no its magic! Never believe its not so...”. On and old radio it sounded like they were singing “Oh no its my Dick! Never believe ...” So I am voting with my dick! 11-1 Bowl game win.
  5. You can’t drink all game week if you don’t start on Monday! Best Burnt Orange is made with a fine Reposado Tequilia. I am getting my game on now! Duct Tape your Turtles before you fuck them up!
  6. Surly is good! Future opponent discussion on the season thread and Game Week behavior going on. Burnt Orange Ice Tea with Tequila! Bitches!
  7. Everyone knows tha FCB stands for Fuck Chicks Butts!
  8. I guess I almost look like Col Sander with my white beard. But I wear shots, fllip flops an Burnt Orange T-shirts and I do cook good Chicken but I am best know by my Kool-AID! Oh and UOSUXS and Fuck Chip Brown and WEs are going da WIN!
  9. I remember every time I saw Johnny Johnson play. I was at every game of his in a Boy Scout Uniform. It was great we would run parking lots as fund raisers and usher. Free games!, Stair privileges on the Upper Deck down low. It was the birth of DBU!
  10. I know we are going to win cause we have a team of big Johnsons! We haz Gary, we haz Colin, we haz the undiscovered possible diamond of Kirk. When I grew up we had a great drive through call 2-Jays. I want this to be the year of 3-Jays! In Keith Jackson’s voice, “Johnson takes the ball away and sores!” “Johnson just destroyes Clay and forces a, an OU(sux) FUMBLE!” Johnson, yeah another Johnson rips off another long gain for huge yardage!” “First Down! Yeah commitment me now. I love my koolaid too much! Damn I want some of this type of hero football. It was what I was raised on.
  11. I just want what my girl wants and that is for my Johnsons to stand tall and be hard! And she wants performance!
  12. Breaking News! OU Sucked as far back as 1969! I DVR-ed the Texas-OU 1969 game from LHN and oh the nostalgia. Wishbone, DKR, National Championship! Players like James Street, Steve Wooster and my fav Jim Bertlsen! And what great names! Cotton Spier and of course the best straight on kicker Happy Feller I want some! Win NOW! NOW!!!! No whining! Smash Mouth Football! NOW!
  13. So is this real? Are they really closing off San Jacinto and doing the street thing? I hope so. I have been hit twice by fat cat alumni hags in suburbans pissed to have to drive through the crowd after another ugly loss. Fuck the bitch! No cars on San Jac is righteous!
  14. I heard that Fucking Chip Brown Fucking Five Donkeys while in Norman or FCBF5DN!
  15. Corching counts! Gary _arnell on D and the Wine Drinker, It was heart breaking
  16. Watching the 1996 Big 12 Championship against the Nebs and I am amazed at the level of talent on that Texas team. We had probably the greatest collection of backs with the Priest, Ricky and Shon Mitchell. A real offensive line, Adams and McGarrity at WR, Real TEs in Pat Fitzgerald and Derek Lewis and Dawson kicking. On the D we had probably the stoutest DL with Akins and Casey Hampton, good linebackers and the secondary of the Gods led by Bryant Westbrook! I dream of the days we have that level of talent again and I hope we have a real corch!
  17. If you are not saying Fuck Chip Brown it should be said here
  18. A proper mix for Burnt Orange Kool-aid for the preseason is this: In a large glass or mug 20-26 oz, size depending on proximity to refill or crusin, if hunting tail I suggest the large Yeti or like type big cup. 1) Fill to above half with ice 2) float the ice with Heradura Reposado 3) Top with OJ to a true Burnt Orange 4) Drink and become more ready for the season that awaits us. Under its influence you will actually like our QB, line and corches after al it can only help.
  19. Lost wanderers we have been. At the VY OU game I had a badder on top of my Johnson and a hose in my pocket. I was RC-ing my Cotton-Bowl Coke a cola by squeezing my junk, and an attractive high dollar Milf sitting net to me in the under deck ask me just what I am doing. I explain and RC her coke too... It was a day to be alive and be there. Then we pounded the ever living shit out of OUSUX with VY. We used to show up and roar! We have mor fun when we are winning. Win now. Please.
  20. The Heradura is the real thing. When I haz Heradura dreams we wins and it is goods. Oh and everyone gits some! I want to give Herman some!!! Dream baby Dream! It is pre season!!!
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