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Domedriver

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  1. Mack is the reason we have suffered the Charles and the Tom “Shit the Bed” Herman. done and want something else. Off bus and chasing the wagon about now and my drink is spilling so good night and good fucking luck.
  2. Bench. Shane and Rising.
  3. I no longer believe. Very amature starts and slow finishes. He is over his head and not up to the job. He needs some more tity bar time. Its where he belongs. I an off his wagon and riding the drunk train of unhappy Longhorn.
  4. Our long nightmare continues. Sam is not the man. Bring on Cam.
  5. We need to use some mud to fuck up some turtles! Angry and not going to take it any more. Pure crap on play calling. Herman fire some one or get the fuck out and go hang at some tity bars. You are not cutting it!
  6. Why the fuck did FS1 have all those OUSux’s assholes on? And what the fuck about Joey Freshwater. We are going to fuck up some turtle!
  7. Drinking my big mug of Burnt Orange Koolaid and getting my game on! Go Horns Fuck up some turtle!
  8. Bring tape, untapped turtle going to be messy.
  9. It scared me and it is a bunch of fine granite that would be some good rock climbing without being all fucked up and Ohio and all. Just saying. For us rock climbers and all. You know... Bring your duct tape!
  10. Texas 42 Md Turtles 11
  11. There was a song, “Oh no its magic! Never believe its not so...”. On and old radio it sounded like they were singing “Oh no its my Dick! Never believe ...” So I am voting with my dick! 11-1 Bowl game win.
  12. You can’t drink all game week if you don’t start on Monday! Best Burnt Orange is made with a fine Reposado Tequilia. I am getting my game on now! Duct Tape your Turtles before you fuck them up!
  13. Surly is good! Future opponent discussion on the season thread and Game Week behavior going on. Burnt Orange Ice Tea with Tequila! Bitches!
  14. Everyone knows tha FCB stands for Fuck Chicks Butts!
  15. I guess I almost look like Col Sander with my white beard. But I wear shots, fllip flops an Burnt Orange T-shirts and I do cook good Chicken but I am best know by my Kool-AID! Oh and UOSUXS and Fuck Chip Brown and WEs are going da WIN!
  16. I remember every time I saw Johnny Johnson play. I was at every game of his in a Boy Scout Uniform. It was great we would run parking lots as fund raisers and usher. Free games!, Stair privileges on the Upper Deck down low. It was the birth of DBU!
  17. I know we are going to win cause we have a team of big Johnsons! We haz Gary, we haz Colin, we haz the undiscovered possible diamond of Kirk. When I grew up we had a great drive through call 2-Jays. I want this to be the year of 3-Jays! In Keith Jackson’s voice, “Johnson takes the ball away and sores!” “Johnson just destroyes Clay and forces a, an OU(sux) FUMBLE!” Johnson, yeah another Johnson rips off another long gain for huge yardage!” “First Down! Yeah commitment me now. I love my koolaid too much! Damn I want some of this type of hero football. It was what I was raised on.
  18. I just want what my girl wants and that is for my Johnsons to stand tall and be hard! And she wants performance!
  19. And lowest, Fuck Chip Brown!
  20. Viagra is a hell of a drug!
  21. Breaking News! OU Sucked as far back as 1969! I DVR-ed the Texas-OU 1969 game from LHN and oh the nostalgia. Wishbone, DKR, National Championship! Players like James Street, Steve Wooster and my fav Jim Bertlsen! And what great names! Cotton Spier and of course the best straight on kicker Happy Feller I want some! Win NOW! NOW!!!! No whining! Smash Mouth Football! NOW!
  22. So is this real? Are they really closing off San Jacinto and doing the street thing? I hope so. I have been hit twice by fat cat alumni hags in suburbans pissed to have to drive through the crowd after another ugly loss. Fuck the bitch! No cars on San Jac is righteous!
  23. I heard that Fucking Chip Brown Fucking Five Donkeys while in Norman or FCBF5DN!
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