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Domedriver

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  1. If you are not saying Fuck Chip Brown it should be said here
  2. A proper mix for Burnt Orange Kool-aid for the preseason is this: In a large glass or mug 20-26 oz, size depending on proximity to refill or crusin, if hunting tail I suggest the large Yeti or like type big cup. 1) Fill to above half with ice 2) float the ice with Heradura Reposado 3) Top with OJ to a true Burnt Orange 4) Drink and become more ready for the season that awaits us. Under its influence you will actually like our QB, line and corches after al it can only help.
  3. Lost wanderers we have been. At the VY OU game I had a badder on top of my Johnson and a hose in my pocket. I was RC-ing my Cotton-Bowl Coke a cola by squeezing my junk, and an attractive high dollar Milf sitting net to me in the under deck ask me just what I am doing. I explain and RC her coke too... It was a day to be alive and be there. Then we pounded the ever living shit out of OUSUX with VY. We used to show up and roar! We have mor fun when we are winning. Win now. Please.
  4. The Heradura is the real thing. When I haz Heradura dreams we wins and it is goods. Oh and everyone gits some! I want to give Herman some!!! Dream baby Dream! It is pre season!!!
  5. I can not believe that none of yous are giving Heradura Reposado any respect in this Kool-aid discussion. 1) Heradura is a real Tequila and is old school 100% agave 2) The Reposado is aged in oak barrels, rested for flavor and smoothness. 3) Its color gives the OJ a smooth Burnt color and is like an old school jersey in a 50/50 mix 4) It is fully leaded and will give you full go multi-color dreams if you drink enough 5) It would be termed a Tequila Sunrise and some sun rising is about what the fuck we need right now! Not that I have anything against Titos, but I buy Smirrinoff handles by the case from the SM Specs for sub $15 handles.
  6. Best Burnt Orange Kool-Aid is half OJ the rest Heradura Reposado. It will make you see the light!
  7. My biggest angst about the Horns is who is going to be the next Bertlesen, Wooster, Rosie Leaks, Earl, Metcalf, or even my, “I want my job back! Fozzy!” I want me some running back. Just saying. May God Bless us with a Ricky II!
  8. Most important post on this page!
  9. Don’t pinch me, I want to dream for at least a little while!
  10. 45-0, 3 undefeated seasons! And massive slaughters of OUSuxs. The ghost of DKR will finally find heaven after years of wandering in the land of suckitude.
  11. Hook’em Horns! Git er done!
  12. Urban approves of Bitch Slapping it seems?
  13. This has the shit taint of Fuck You Chip Brown. It is not just the smell but the burning of my eyes!
  14. Clearly there are not enough Fuck Chip Browns given on this thread!
  15. If you dig into it you will find Fucking Chip Browns gaping ass pumping turds at your eyeballs!
  16. This worldview has my full support!
  17. It is with great pride that I say Fuck You Chip Brown you fucking choad for the first time on page 29 of this thread! SCORE!!!!
  18. We are going to score a lot of FCB points! fuck Chip Brown!
  19. I say we score a point for every Fuck Chip next season! So.. Fuck Chip Brown!
  20. Rewatched th Texas Bowl. Orlando is the man. We win. Fuck all doubters!
  21. We showed up at about 8;00 am and parked on the golf course near the 9th hole and started gitting our game on. After all you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. We tailgated with some really friendly USC folks and got hugged on my some of the most beautiful women I have ever put my hands on. Tit and ass petting, etc. Bought souvenirs and were in line with “Da Fonz”. And man he is really short. Tailgated with these other USC folks who were handing out free malt drinks that were way too sweet, but one of my friends really liked them and was just getting hammered. We were so drunk by the time we went to our seats... I was using my trusty camelback blatter and hose program and had a quart of Crown in my pants. THe valve leaked and I had Crown all down my jeans. I was worried that I was going to get busted so I poured beer on it to hide the whiskey smell. Yeah I was that drunk. Walked up to our gate and there was absolutely no security. I could have walked in with a handle in each hand. We were on about the 5 yard line up near where ESPN had their stage. We got everyone to start yelling “Herbstreet”. When ever he was talking and he even waved at us. You know, HEEEERRRRRB. STREEEEEEET! The game, heartattack drama for the whole thing. When Reggie tried to do the lateral. Then VINCE FUCKING YOUNG!!!! My friend who was drinking all the malt junk was sitting in a different part of the stadium. He vomited all over the folks in front of him and spent the second half passed out in our car. When we finally staggered out of the stadium we couldn’t find our car because we were only by the 7th hole not the 9th. We were frantically calling the guy who drove accusing him of leaving us... We found him and ol’Milky passed out and then went to the In and Out Burger and had the “Tell your Butt Puppet to shut the fuck up”. Moment. We were so hung over the next day flying out. Greatest game I ever went too! I also used the blatter program for the OU game. We had upped our LHF so we were under the deck with serious alumni. I pulled the hose out of my pocket and started squeezing my junk where the blatter was and this nice Milf looked over and said “Son just what are you doing?” I smile and she held up her coke for me to service. What a fucking season!!!
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