Texas 63
Toothless Sister Fuckers 17
Bijan 162 + Worth 141 = 303 yards!
so 2005 I had perfected my booze smuggling technology using a small Camel Back Bladder in my shorts with a quart of Crown and a hose in my pocket. We had great seats at about the 40 under the upper deck. We were seated next to these nice 50ish MILFs. We start to git our game on by using the hose to doctor our cokes. Flow was accomplished by squeezing my package and opening the bite valve.
The MILF next to me noticed what I was doing and asked, “What you got going on there son?” I said, “Crown Royal!” With a smile. She passed over her coke and her friends coke and we got our game on! And oh what a game! VY, Jamal! Smash Mouth D and Dirt Burglar slaughter!
After the great game and in the full flush of victory and Crown, we got beers to augment of flow and toured the car shows. We ended up by the Jeep display where they had a rock climbing tower. I poke my buddy who was currently serving on the Board of the American Alpine club and he was drunk enough to duck under the barrier and climb the tower.
As he was topping out, this irate Okie looking redneck comes up screaming for him to get down. My buddy gracefully descended all the time with the Redneck screaming and me screaming back about how Mike was on the board of directors of the American Alpine club, etc. when Mike reached the ground the red neck screams, “Just what the Hell do you think you are doing? Mike replies, “Anything I want!” We just walked away laughing and flashing 🤘🤘
We had a great dinner to cap a great day in Longhorn history!🤘