NeverMarryAStripper

I’m surprised that an aggy degree qualifies you for a great job like H‑E‑B checker

I got the email saying I got CCG tickets the minute the game was over

Not really

Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?

My niece showed up this morning wearing a shirt that says “I’m a Christian. The love your neighbor kind, not the storm the capital kind”. This triggered the MAGAT half of the family so we had to hear all about the peaceful demonstration. I finally just went and sat on the porch and drank coffee with my dog. We were supposed to eat at 12:30, but it appears that it will be somewhat delayed.

It’s in a family partnership

That’s because he’s pre sardaukar and Salusa Secundus hasn’t been turned into a wasteland yet

I always laugh when some dumbass aggy starts talking about since scholarship limitations because the old SWC implemented their scholarship limitations in direct response to aggy recruiting practices

Isn’t that the old airport club?

Surly May implode before Saturday evening gets here

Last night at the ranch was just me, my daughter, my 94 year old mom, and my dogs so it was pleasant. That all ended this morning when my MAGAT older sister came up. I’ve already been subjected to rants about how the only President worse than Carter was Biden. She also made fun of my daughter liking Taylor Swift because if she wasn’t so liberal she could get a man and wouldn’t have to only sing about her break ups. Also had to listen to rant about Talylor Swift being a bitch for telling my sister that she can’t drive an SUV while she flies around in a private jet. I’m not sure where the fuck that one came from. I’m getting reading to take my daughter into town to go to WalMart so we can be around less unpleasant people.

His wife is very rude

They’re already talking about getting rid of the federal flood insurance program. Who cares if all those blue voters wash away

It’s just an excuse to get rid of Texas Children’s. It’s really bad for the image of this state that the Republicans are trying to present to have a nationally recognized healthcare system in the state.

Wrong on all three. Fuck him.