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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m surprised that an aggy degree qualifies you for a great job like H‑E‑B checker
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    I got the email saying I got CCG tickets the minute the game was over
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Not really
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    My niece showed up this morning wearing a shirt that says “I’m a Christian. The love your neighbor kind, not the storm the capital kind”. This triggered the MAGAT half of the family so we had to hear all about the peaceful demonstration. I finally just went and sat on the porch and drank coffee with my dog. We were supposed to eat at 12:30, but it appears that it will be somewhat delayed.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    It’s in a family partnership
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    That’s because he’s pre sardaukar and Salusa Secundus hasn’t been turned into a wasteland yet
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I always laugh when some dumbass aggy starts talking about since scholarship limitations because the old SWC implemented their scholarship limitations in direct response to aggy recruiting practices
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Isn’t that the old airport club?
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Surly May implode before Saturday evening gets here
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Last night at the ranch was just me, my daughter, my 94 year old mom, and my dogs so it was pleasant. That all ended this morning when my MAGAT older sister came up. I’ve already been subjected to rants about how the only President worse than Carter was Biden. She also made fun of my daughter liking Taylor Swift because if she wasn’t so liberal she could get a man and wouldn’t have to only sing about her break ups. Also had to listen to rant about Talylor Swift being a bitch for telling my sister that she can’t drive an SUV while she flies around in a private jet. I’m not sure where the fuck that one came from. I’m getting reading to take my daughter into town to go to WalMart so we can be around less unpleasant people.
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    His wife is very rude
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    They’re already talking about getting rid of the federal flood insurance program. Who cares if all those blue voters wash away
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    It’s just an excuse to get rid of Texas Children’s. It’s really bad for the image of this state that the Republicans are trying to present to have a nationally recognized healthcare system in the state.
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wrong on all three. Fuck him.
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well I almost called them all for today
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    He did me a solid once, and I always considered him to be good folks, so my thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I can't get past my hate of the fat, lazy piece of shit that wrote it. GOT is dead to me.
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bought some of the organic, peanuts only, peanut butter to make peanut butter, and banana cupcakes for Sebastian's 3rd birthday party. I found that I like that stuff much better than the processed shit, plus I can share it with the dogs
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    49-0 ex and I had a fun trip
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    In my honest opinion, you don’t really seem to have cared about attending to actually pay your respects, but rather out of a sense of obligation, or just to make sure that you were seen to have been there. In either case, it would probably have been more honest to just not have gone at all. I am craving some tamales now though.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    It just seems logical though that the higher your draft class is rated, the greater the chances are that you lose pieces to the draft
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    They have allowed you to request them. They have not made any notification as to whether or not you will receive them.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    They have not notified anyone about getting SEC championship game tickets yet, and they won’t until UT’s participation is determined.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, 15 Democrats voted for this abortion, including Texas’ own late great representative that failed to unseat Rafael

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