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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. If someone offered to trade seats with me so I could sit with my kids, I'd tell them, "No thanks, I don't want to sit next to them. Hope you have a pleasant flight."
  2. You misspelled sits on their ass doing nothing
  3. It was a fun time hanging out in the game thread
  4. He probably realizes that he won’t be paid tha salary for too much longer
  5. Elmo wanted to get back to the hotel before the buffet closed
  6. This crappy ass game is going to OT
  7. There’s no such thing as bird flu. It’s just regular flu in birds.
  8. Shit depression single
  9. Yet after they lose aggy will be blaming the refs
  10. I prefer to just stay home with my dog
  11. They could have billed it as real Navy versus fake Army
  12. You should have asked if she was sure these houses wouldn’t just collapse
  13. Dumbfucks think we play OU at Jerry Wirld
  14. Wait, I thought we had to high tackle
  15. This is exactly why he allowed the attack to occur unopposed
  16. Well, to be fair you shouldn’t yell at someone’s dog. I’d get rid of my family way before I got rid of my dog.
  17. So taking it to a car wash will void the warranty, but he’s going to tell you to take it sailing
  18. Even with no waves, a water landing has to be made perfectly level and at just the right nose up angle.
  19. Just use a little super glue and it’s as good as new
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