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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Fuck ASU. The horns are going to ass fuck them harder than an ASU coed pegging her boyfriend
  2. I didn’t don’t do Christmas at all this year. No decorations, didn’t receive or give a single present. My only concession was taking my 94 year old mom to her usual Christmas Eve candlelight service. Christmas Day was just me and the dogs. We went to the dog park in the afternoon and then went to my mom’s and made bison meatloaf for dinner. I would have just bailed out to the ranch by myself with the dogs, but I had to stay in Houston for my mom. PS fuck Houston. It has the world’s shittiest drivers.
  3. It will just push it further away from being true student athletes
  4. Especially if it's still on his head
  5. That’s one of my favorite movies
  6. Because it’s stupid. Let’s just create some distance measure called pound so then we have to refer to pound and distance pound. Fuck that, did they just get tired of naming shit.
  7. We just need to add another fake. After the spin QE should pump fake to the receiver behind the line and then spin again and pass it a receiver behind the line on the other side
  8. Well it wasn’t any Fatman or Violent Night, but my daughter and I enjoyed it
  9. Would have had the same bracket with. An 8 team playoff
  10. PHD in physics (from aggy) vs Harvard Law so both smarter than me
  11. My oldest son teaches in the ASU law school, so this hits close to home.
  12. They should have had the mariachi trumpet player play Deguello
  13. Does beating a team that didn't play anyone make you a good team?
  14. That fat fuck is going to die in office and leave us with couch fucker
  15. There is no Fair Catch Kick in college.
  16. Technically, in the professional rules it’s referred to as a fair catch kick rather than a free kick. Dicker isn’t the only Texas kicker to attempt one in the NFL. Raul Allegre missed a 61 yard attempt, and Phil Fawson missed a 71 yard attempt.
  17. Hulu series about a French Foreign Legion officer out for revenge for his troops that were killed when they were betrayed to the Taliban. He's being chased by a French protection officer and an MI6 agent. A lot of good action and a little bit of girl-on-girl action. It's about half in French with subtitles and half in English. It's not really related to the Gerard Butler movies. I thought it was well worth the watch.
  18. I think most elderly women drink gin
  19. I kind of wish they sold the prep over the counter. A good cleansing every now and then seems like a good thing.
  20. These days, playing Clemson doesn't really qualify for as "big" game. No three-loss team deserves to be in the playoffs
  21. Of course most of that innovati0on is only available to the ultra-wealthy because insurance won't pay for it for the peons
  22. Mail a letter from Hell
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