Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Fuck ASU. The horns are going to ass fuck them harder than an ASU coed pegging her boyfriend
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
I didn’t don’t do Christmas at all this year. No decorations, didn’t receive or give a single present. My only concession was taking my 94 year old mom to her usual Christmas Eve candlelight service. Christmas Day was just me and the dogs. We went to the dog park in the afternoon and then went to my mom’s and made bison meatloaf for dinner. I would have just bailed out to the ranch by myself with the dogs, but I had to stay in Houston for my mom. PS fuck Houston. It has the world’s shittiest drivers.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
It will just push it further away from being true student athletes
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Bevo attacks UGA
Especially if it's still on his head
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The movie you just watched
That’s one of my favorite movies
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Because it’s stupid. Let’s just create some distance measure called pound so then we have to refer to pound and distance pound. Fuck that, did they just get tired of naming shit.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
We just need to add another fake. After the spin QE should pump fake to the receiver behind the line and then spin again and pass it a receiver behind the line on the other side
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RED ONE....
Well it wasn’t any Fatman or Violent Night, but my daughter and I enjoyed it
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Would have had the same bracket with. An 8 team playoff
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
PHD in physics (from aggy) vs Harvard Law so both smarter than me
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
My oldest son teaches in the ASU law school, so this hits close to home.
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
They should have had the mariachi trumpet player play Deguello
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
Does beating a team that didn't play anyone make you a good team?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
That fat fuck is going to die in office and leave us with couch fucker
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Dicker The Kicker
There is no Fair Catch Kick in college.
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Dicker The Kicker
- Dicker The Kicker
Technically, in the professional rules it’s referred to as a fair catch kick rather than a free kick. Dicker isn’t the only Texas kicker to attempt one in the NFL. Raul Allegre missed a 61 yard attempt, and Phil Fawson missed a 71 yard attempt.- Paris has Fallen
Hulu series about a French Foreign Legion officer out for revenge for his troops that were killed when they were betrayed to the Taliban. He's being chased by a French protection officer and an MI6 agent. A lot of good action and a little bit of girl-on-girl action. It's about half in French with subtitles and half in English. It's not really related to the Gerard Butler movies. I thought it was well worth the watch.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
I think most elderly women drink gin- Colonoscopy
I kind of wish they sold the prep over the counter. A good cleansing every now and then seems like a good thing.- Big Game Longhorns!
- CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Of course most of that innovati0on is only available to the ultra-wealthy because insurance won't pay for it for the peons- Cayman Islands
Mail a letter from Hell- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
I'll be hitting the bottle- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Dicker The Kicker
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