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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
That’s when you just wack it and fall asleep before she gets back
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
A tale of two threads.- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
A little canned pumpkin (plain canned pumpkin, not pumpkin pie mix) usually helps settle Sebastian's stomach. He's a Husky mix and I usually give him a couple of tablespoons with his meal if he's been having an upset stomach.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I would quit shopping at Auto Zone if they're going to charge a premium for a quantity purchase- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
You seem like a miserable fuck no matter what season it is- Trump’s America
In the early 70's the US went to a permanent Daylight Savings Time. People ended up hating it so much that it didn't last past the first winter.- Tailgate for CFP Round 1
My daughter is going with me to the game. The rest of the family can pretty much fuck off.- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
This is pretty much what I do. I put a baked chicken thigh, a few baby carrots, and a quarter apple in the food processor and use it as a topper for Sebastian's blue buffalo dry food.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
The only thing it took to recruit her was $$$$. So I guess he will be able to recruit college players.- Season Ticket Renewal
Me too.- Truck Nuts
Have your wife pump the fuel from now on- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
The first three are just woke leftist DEI trash. The only real American one is the last one.- 2024 CFP Selection Show Thread - 11am on ESPN
I for one don’t miss picking pubes out of my teeth after playing like Indiana Jones searching the jungle for the lost Mayan clit treasure- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
I’d rather watch the Hallmark movie- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Well, I'm sure there will be a movie streaming on the Hallmark Channel on Saturday at 3:00 that they can watch instead of the game.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
For the same reason that guys who drive jacked up pickups have small peni- 2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Anybody worried about Clemson at DKR should probably not attend the game.- Season Ticket Renewal
Just as a PSA, the deadline for requesting quarterfinal tickets is tomorrow at 4:00 PM, and the deadline for requesting semi-final and final tickets is December 16th. In addition, Foundation donors and season ticket holders will be able to request left over tickets for the first-round game at DKR beginning on the 12th.- 2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
I got curious about this so I checked. You actually don't have to go back that far. Joshua Rowland was our kicker for 2017. He transferred to Texas State after Cameron Dicker beat him out when Dicker was a freshman. I don't even remember him. He was 11 for 18 in field goals.- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Wife's niece sounds like a wedding that you are not required to go to- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
His Supreme Court will just rule that the Constitution is unconstitutional- 2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
When was the last time Texas had a kicker that didn’t end up kicking in the pros?- FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Maybe look at the date on the poll you linked.- The Perpetual War on Christmas. 2024 battles
You don’t remember all of the letters to Penthouse that started out Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but I was in WalMart and……. - Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
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