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    If there's one thing that this war has taught us, it's that Russians take a dump without a toilet
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    Would the State Fair be considered an amusement park?
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    Turner may be a grifter, but he went to Austin and heavily lobbied against CenterPoint's boondoggle purchase of $800 million in inflated, useless generators. Even if he was just pissed that he wasn't getting a piece of the pie, he tried to help us.
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    If you've scene one superhero seen, you've scene them all
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    Why don’t you send them a registered letter disputing the fact that you ever signed any agreement with them and challenge them to produce any document with you signature.
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    That’s just you imagination, there’s no such thing as climate change
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    What the fuck are they going to put liens against, your interest in the time share? They might be able to sue, but I don’t see how they can put lien on anything but the time share interest. I’m no lawyer, but I would tell them to stick their lien up their ass. I would do it by registered letter too, so they know you’re serious.
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    Editorial in the Chronicle today says that the $800 million generators that CenterPoint never used during the hurricane outages (which cost each customer $2.87 each month in cost recovery) may be the result of a rigged bid process due to an affair by CenterPoint’s prior CEO.
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    A drive-in double feature of that movie with Teeth sounds like the perfect date night
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    Actually, it's not true. Tampons may absorb the blood, but they do nothing to stop the bleeding. Plugging a bullet wound with a tampon may prevent the wound from making a mess on the floor, but you will still bleed out. We need to be teaching our elementary age kids proper battlefield first aid.
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    Yes, but most of them fall apart before they hit 88 MPH
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    The federal Driver's Privacy Protection Act and the Texas Motor Vehicle Records Disclosure Act both now prohibit the sharing of vehicle license plate data with the public
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    He has better choices to read. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is one of my favorites, along with Glory Road
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    I'm guessing that they were the ones that murdered him
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Isn't that the MAGA model, a white dude supporting his wife financially?
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    It is my understanding that a retirement visa in Thailand doesn't allow you to leave and reenter the country. In order to reenter Thailand under a retirement visa you need to get a re-entry permit. I don't know how much of a hassle this creates though.
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    Corley and Schwadron must be really embarrased
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Is the biscuit glove to hold the poop knife with?
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    That guy needs to run for statewide office
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    He never beat Florida State at UT either
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Don’t forget anal leakage
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    I really don’t want 6 more years of that fucking carpet bagging Rafael putz. I am kind of bummed out at Allred’s campaign, or lack there of
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Obviously adding UT and OU to the SEC has diluted the week in and week out grind of the schedule
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    Dead give away for aggy

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