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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. 1 hour ago, JMFP said:

    I had this argument with our IT guys. It was decided early last year that we were going to use LastPass and they shut off all the web browsers' ability to save passwords on the corporate machines. OK. But big brother's stance was that LastPass is way more safer and secure than having your passwords written down on paper so stop writing all your passwords down and give them to LastPass. I work in a secured control room that requires a need to be here and a federal background check to have unescorted access, then everyone that does come in and out is logged and recorded by door cameras. I think my notebook of passwords in my desk drawer is less likely of getting broken into than any offsite third party's server. 

    90% of the time 60% of cybercrimes are inside jobs

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  2. 48 minutes ago, troph said:

    Who do you use and what does it actually accomplish? 

    Create a free account at each of the three credit bureaus and you can lock and unlock your credit with that bureau for free.  If it's locked nobody can run your credit so no new accounts can get opened.  If you need to apply for something just ask which bureau they use and unlock it for a day or two.

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  3. A bunch of legends in Space Cowboys, but I think oddball is probably my favorite movie character of all time.  The next few years are probably going to be devastating with screen legends and rock legends.

  4. Just finished episode 4.  I’m not sure I can watch this shit anymore.  I feel like I’m sitting in front of a computer streaming the worst part Of twitter on one monitor and gore porn on the other.  Besides, Starlight looks like shite now.

  5. On 6/18/2024 at 7:35 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

    On a Southwest flight this afternoon and as we're boarding, the flight attendants are telling us that the flight is not even half-full, so everyone will have plenty of room. I grab the window seat in the first empty row I see. One row in front of me are two quite attractive young ladies. The last guy to board is a rather obese, middle-aged man (not sure what his surly handle is) and he plops himself down right in between these two women. The women try to tell him that there are plenty of seats on the plane and they don't have to have three in a row, but he tells them he's cool with the middle seat. The woman in the window seat finally gets up angry as hell and sits in the aisle seat next to me.

    I'm not exactly sure how this guy saw the whole scenario playing out in his head, but as Michael Scott once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

    Based on what's been happening lately, he was probably planning on whipping it out and wanking

  6. 1 hour ago, capnamerca said:

    In a sea full of sales idiots getting drunk at conferences stories (I am one of those), this is a DELIGHT to read. A+, 5/5, no notes, hope to duplicate some day.

    OK, that was funny.  People getting drunk and ruining their life not so much (depending on who it is I guess)

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