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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    As should everyone, but I'm willing to bet there are more than a few teachers in Oklahoma who publicly advocated for the assassination of Obama and or Biden.
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    No, he said anyone who advocated for the assassination of President Trump would not be allowed to teach.
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    I beg to differ
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    In high school we used to drive to Wichita Falls to buy Coors.
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    Should be Iron Eagle not Top Gun
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    My daughter made me take her to go see it last night. It was OK.
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    He might invite you down to the parking lot for fisticuffs
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was married for 30 years if you add them both together
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Where would you float a 65 foot Bevo in Dallas?
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wouldn’t term limits for the Supremes also require an amendment? I think I would be wary of any momentum to start amending the constitution during this particular simulation
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    My dad could make the world’s best peanut brittle and he taught me all of his secrets.
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Just make all of the pre-boards sit in the back rows and deplane last. That will clear it up in a hurry.
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  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    A couple of gallons of round up could probably cure your neighbor yard problem
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    He obviously flunked spelling
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    The movie versions of that end quite differently
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    I thought they implemented that a long time ago. Every rally that I've seen of his looks like they kept the attendance to a minimum
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I had a friend in middle school who tried to use one of those Charlie chip cans and water hose to make himself a diving helmet. He almost drowned in his pool
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    My ex and I were foster parents, but we didn’t crush any of the kids. We did adopt two though. It seemed to me that the screening was pretty thorough.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Nvm
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    I forgot I ordered Arkansas tickets
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Watched the first episode of Those About to Die. It did not seem very good to me. Visually it was great, but the dialog seemed off. I love Anthony Hopkins, but he didn't make a very good Flavius. Hopefully if will get better when the gladiators start killing each other so I'll try another episode or two
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    The brown invasion has stretched our infrastructure past its capacity obviously
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    If there is a news camera at her funeral she’s likely to jump up out of her coffin to get in front of it
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    So in Texas any dipshit can go to a grocery store vending machine to get the ammo to shoot up an elementary school, but watching porn while jerking off is illegal.

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