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NeverMarryAStripper

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    Nvm
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    I forgot I ordered Arkansas tickets
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    Watched the first episode of Those About to Die. It did not seem very good to me. Visually it was great, but the dialog seemed off. I love Anthony Hopkins, but he didn't make a very good Flavius. Hopefully if will get better when the gladiators start killing each other so I'll try another episode or two
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    The brown invasion has stretched our infrastructure past its capacity obviously
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    If there is a news camera at her funeral she’s likely to jump up out of her coffin to get in front of it
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    So in Texas any dipshit can go to a grocery store vending machine to get the ammo to shoot up an elementary school, but watching porn while jerking off is illegal.
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    The special election, if one is called, would only be for the remainder of her term, so basically about 5 months. The Democratic Party gets to pick who replaces her on the ballot in the general election in November.
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    Since SJL already won the primary, I think the party gets to pick her replacement on the general ballot
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    Well she’s dead now so how bad a job could she really do
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    When I'm in my car, the radio is always tuned to the classic rock station. One day they decided that using the radio data to display the song and artist was not generating any revenue. Now all the radio data does is display the phone number and name of some ambulance chaser. Fuck that. The radio station manager got a sternly worded email from me.
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    Yeah, nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded
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    I fully agree. I don’t mind the fake service dogs, but the owners are always complete assholes so fuck them
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    Some days worrying about my dog is the only thing that keeps me going
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    Forgot Fewer/Less
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    Everyone needs to shout Hi Bob and take a shot
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    The red state runs
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    You can pretty much count on being without power for multiple days several times this hurricane season and I’m willing to bet the total days without will exceed what you were out during Ike.
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    I don't really see it that way. My mom is 94 and still lives alone in the townhouse she has lived in for 40 years. She is in good health for her age and doesn't suffer from dementia, but I just don't see much quality of life. She has slowly lost the ability to use any kind of modern technology. She can't drive, use a cell phone, or even her tv now. Her oven finally died and she can't use the new one because it's all digital. I have a woman that comes over in the morning for a few hours and makes her breakfast and I go over there every day in the afternoon and stay and make dinner for her. I am at the point now where once she passes, I think I'll be ready to go. If it wasn't for the fact that she and my dog need me, I'd probably be ready to go right now. What's the point in just dragging it out.
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    We would be better off if laws were changed to make it harder to get married
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Looks like you have plenty of dumplings to share here
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Looks like somebody already smacked her for staring at them
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Nvm
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    I got an email today saying my power would be restored by the end of the day on Friday July 19th. I’d be pissed, but my power has been on since last Tuesday.
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    Don’t forget the bigger bribes, er campaign donations
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    Looks like a bunch of white dudes let Reagan get shot

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