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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. The special election, if one is called, would only be for the remainder of her term, so basically about 5 months. The Democratic Party gets to pick who replaces her on the ballot in the general election in November.
  2. Since SJL already won the primary, I think the party gets to pick her replacement on the general ballot
  3. When I'm in my car, the radio is always tuned to the classic rock station. One day they decided that using the radio data to display the song and artist was not generating any revenue. Now all the radio data does is display the phone number and name of some ambulance chaser. Fuck that. The radio station manager got a sternly worded email from me.
  4. Yeah, nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded
  5. I fully agree. I don’t mind the fake service dogs, but the owners are always complete assholes so fuck them
  6. Some days worrying about my dog is the only thing that keeps me going
  7. Everyone needs to shout Hi Bob and take a shot
  8. You can pretty much count on being without power for multiple days several times this hurricane season and I’m willing to bet the total days without will exceed what you were out during Ike.
  9. I don't really see it that way. My mom is 94 and still lives alone in the townhouse she has lived in for 40 years. She is in good health for her age and doesn't suffer from dementia, but I just don't see much quality of life. She has slowly lost the ability to use any kind of modern technology. She can't drive, use a cell phone, or even her tv now. Her oven finally died and she can't use the new one because it's all digital. I have a woman that comes over in the morning for a few hours and makes her breakfast and I go over there every day in the afternoon and stay and make dinner for her. I am at the point now where once she passes, I think I'll be ready to go. If it wasn't for the fact that she and my dog need me, I'd probably be ready to go right now. What's the point in just dragging it out.
  10. We would be better off if laws were changed to make it harder to get married
  11. Looks like you have plenty of dumplings to share here
  12. Looks like somebody already smacked her for staring at them
  13. I got an email today saying my power would be restored by the end of the day on Friday July 19th. I’d be pissed, but my power has been on since last Tuesday.
  14. Don’t forget the bigger bribes, er campaign donations
  15. Looks like a bunch of white dudes let Reagan get shot
  16. he good news is that he won't be able to procreate
  17. There are no bad dogs, only bad owners
  18. I guess that would be payback for all of the times that Surly has shitted all over the players
  19. This is what might finally get some movement on Houston's power situation. During the Derecho, and now during this hurricane, Memorial has been really hit hard. You can't fuck over the villages in Houston for very long.
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