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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. According to their fan base, aggy wins every game they haven’t played According to this board, Texas loses every game we haven’t played
  2. Yes, you must vote Republican to secure our electric grid because clearly 30 years in power in Texas is just not enough time for them to have done anything about it
  3. The next person that plays a Taylor Swift song in range of my hearing is going to get cut
  4. Four hours of Taylor Swift and her screaming fans is more than any man should have to endure.
  5. No need to repeal the 19th. Any cunt that feels that way just shouldn’t vote
  6. So Ticketmaster finally released the tickets for transfer three days ago. They still wouldn’t let me resell them on the Ticketmaster app, but I transferred them to myself with a dummy email and uploaded them into my StubHub account. I listed them for $1,350 each and they were gone within an hour. Obviously I left some money on the table, but got more than enough to pay for the entire trip (including a buttload of concert merchandise for my daughter, no wonder Taylor is a billionaire). On the downside, my daughter’s cousin ended up not being able to go so I’m sitting here in the same place I watched the horns lose to Washington less than a year ago. Hopefully StubHub won’t stiff me on the money.
  7. Y’all are planning on hunting the woman aren’t you?
  8. If cassettes are coming back, then people will have to start carrying pencils again
  9. Here is his post game press interview
  10. Here is the post game with Kirby, and there is no booze hound remark in it. He does say the refs tried to rob them and that DKR is a tough place to play.
  11. Chapter 6 of the Houston Municipal Code is the Section that covers animals. Here are a few quotes from there: Domestic animal means any beast or bird in common use that has been bred or trained to need and accept the care of humans and to live in a tame condition, including, but not limited to, livestock, goat, swine, dog, cat, fowl, or other beast or bird. Sec. 6-4. - Running at large of domestic animals or fowl prohibited. (a)The running at large of domestic animals or domestic fowl is hereby declared to be a nuisance. It is unlawful for an owner to permit any animal or fowl to run at large. (b)It shall be a defense to prosecution under subsection (a) above that the animal was: (1)A dog in an off-leash site established under section 32-11 of this Code; or (2)A feral cat that is a part of a trap, neuter, and return program. So if you live in Houston, and your pet cat Fluffy is not a feral cat that was trapped, neutered, and released, then you are a criminal if you don't keep it on a leash outside.
  12. I'm guessing that it's been a long while since donald grabbed her pussy
  13. As long as you keep your cat on a leash when it’s outside, I’ll be cool with it
  14. That’s not quite right
  15. Yes, CDC should have come out with a statement supporting throwing water bottles on the field every time they’re upset with a call. In fact, he should encourage them to branch out and not just restrict themselves to water bottles. Beer cans would work, and batteries are always popular. Hell he should ask them to all bring golf balls. You can throw a golf ball a fucking long ass way, and I guarantee if you hit a ref in the head with a golf ball from the stands he will think twice about throwing that flag next time.
  16. Also, maybe learn to take the three points on 4th down sometimes. 3>0
  17. I thought Gator fans typically liked to be thrust upon
  18. See, Cruz is right about schools forcing all of the kids to have transversals
  19. This is the movie that my dog and I watched when he convinced me to turn off the football game. Outstanding, but a little depressing.
  20. Yeah, maybe he buried a body in the dirt on his trailer
  21. Sebastian got pretty upset at my yelling at the game, so I turned it at halftime and took him for a walk. When we got back, I saw that we were only down 23 to 8 and things were looking up so I watched until part way through the 4th quarter. The continued stupidity just had me yelling again, and Sebastian upset, so I turned it off again and took him for another walk. When we got back he just looked at me like I don’t know what all the yelling was about, but three walks is pretty cool. I never turned the game back on and now we’re both sitting on the couch watching a movie on Netflix. I still don’t know how the game ended up, and I think we’re both happier. Well, we picked a depressing as fuck movie to watch.
  22. This is one of the best defenses in the country?
  23. And aggy thought that indicated our defense was soft against the run
  24. Aggy flopping already
  25. Every time I see that Ted Cruz ad with Kim Ogg I want to throw something at my tv. Fuck both of those pussy assed bitches.
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