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NeverMarryAStripper

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    Not sure there’s friendship involved either
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    At least he realizes that he’s completely useless
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    Most of us will be locked in camps without internet
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    We freeze in the dark We melt in the heat Our power grid will not work Our state leaders are sacks of shit
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    Blow up the CEOs house
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    I use 3/8 inch log chain that's rated for 2,650 lbs.
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    I watched two movies on Plex last night, and I use Tubi quite frequently
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    Not if you put plastic down first
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    So Abbott has been barred from the convention?
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    Red and Blue are on opposite sides of the rainbow, therefore any secondary color made by the overlap of red and blue won’t be in the rainbow.
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    I hope this isn’t like game of thrones and it goes to shit now that they don’t have a book to follow. I hope he gets his dogs back at least.
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    That's why I use ******** as my password
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    @TOR ?
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    The CEO of Centerpoint must have been a DEI hire
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    He might be the only person on the planet that would be a worse president than trump just kidding, there isn't one
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    I would, but only if she shut her annoying yap (unless I was stuffing it)
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    The solution is more guns
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    If only they could have done a dry run shortly before hurricane season started
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    Did he call from Asia?
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    Did anyone check the driveways of the Centerpoint BOD?
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    If you're going to boil 5 to 10 gallons of gasoline on your stove inside please video it for our entertainment

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