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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. It could be worse. They could do what the guys who built my first house did and take a shit in the attic.
  2. Celebrity porno stuff?
  3. I think being forced to accept aid from North Korea is the final indicator of your failure as a country
  4. We may all be assholes, but I doubt very many of us are pretty.
  5. Do they think that's going to keep Bevo from swinging his horns if that's what he decides he wants to do? Also, that must be one beat to fucking hell trophy.
  6. I think she should ask for a refund for that boob job
  7. Sorry, but it’s out front of the outback
  8. I would just get rid of the wife and kids and get a few more dogs.
  9. aggy will lose to MSU on the road. They probably lose 3 of their next 4.
  10. I seriously thought my daughter and I were going to be trampled to death leaving the stadium in 2021
  11. Because on a kickoff return the end zone yardage comes at the beginning of the play while on a touchdown pass it comes at the end.
  12. No, it’s 50/50 ketchup and mustard mixed together and then applied to the corn dog
  13. Has anyone actually seen your Canadian buddy?
  14. 50,000 Texas fans will be attending a funeral at the Cotton Bowl today.
  15. Looks like the horn logo was on the helmets in 1963
  16. Every post in this thread reminds me of bratty kids who just disagree with everything you say
  17. That's true about all of the important things in life
  18. Odds that a female student used it for something else?
  19. The last time that I went to Fayetteville for a UT/Arkansas game was in 1981. I have tickets to this year's game. Think about that. I you're a youngster, or have erased that game from your memory enjoy these lowlights:
  20. Maybe we could start an internet rumor that the company that makes the voting machines has infected them with a virus that turns you gay
  21. Those states look gray to me. The hurricanes look red though.
  22. Gee thanks, I’m sure that after four years it should be pretty dried out.
  23. I’m not sure that really matters since they don’t have anything to replace it with that was meant as a reply to the paperwork tweet, not the NK tweet
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