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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. It just smells like shrimp
  2. Were y’all watching porn on your kids’ iPads?
  3. So now our foreign policy is designed to give Trump real estate development opportunities
  4. So I guess all of the MAGA kids who got autism from getting jabbed are fucked. I’m glad my daughter is out of school.
  5. Since Ulbricht got pardoned, maybe the Silk Road is back up. Good choice on the exterior painter, interior house painters always leave a big mess to clean up
  6. Looks like Imotep from the Mummy
  7. There were 6 original books written by Frank Herbert Dune Dune Messiah Children of Dune God Emperor of Dune Heretics of Dune Chapterhouse:Dune
  8. Mr. Hollands Opus. Kind of hokey, but It has held up well. A well deserved nomination for Dreyfuss, and I really liked Jay Thomas’ performance as the coach friend. It also gets me in the feels ant the end, but I’m a softy.
  9. That's why they have free healthcare, because they're all Trump supporters.
  10. I guess that's why polls showed 60% of canucks supporting Harris over Rump. This whole Canada as a state thing is what tells me that the GOP has no plans for any further elections because adding Canada would swing both the House and the Senate back to the Dems, and probably the Presidency as well.
  11. Thoughts and prayers for all of the good buddies who crossed the bridge, or are recovering, or trying to recover, from sickness or injury. Sebastian is my rock these days, and I don’t know what I would do without him. I took Sebastian to the dog park at lunch today and it was just me and another old man with two coon hound puppies. They were so full of energy and my big guy was just trying to chill. They were jumping on him and barking at him and he started growling at them with his ears back. I went up to him and gave him the settle down command and he immediately chilled out and just ignored them. I was really proud of him because that is something that he struggles with and we’ve been working on it. I praised him extensively, and thought to myself that I could probably take a cue from him these days.
  12. lol, the Diplomat is next on my list, but fuck if I can remember what happened in season 1
  13. That's really sad. I'll be 68 this summer, so it really hits home. I was in attendance at the 1975 Bluebonnet Bowl when he blocked a punt and returned it for a TD, spurring a come-from-behind victory in a top-10 matchup with CU. Thoughts and Prayers to the entire Campbell family.
  14. He also said that the GOP would prevent any more rapes in Texas. I think he resides in the same fantasy land that dotard, MTG, and tits with a gun do.
  15. Well, maybe now instead of some incel snapping and shooting up a school, we'll have some non-maga types snap and start shooting up billionaire illegal immigrants.
  16. Well then, I guess the Turkish cotton farmers are about to get very happy
  17. Most of Canada’s cotton imports come from Turkey, they import very little from the US. Our Governor is a fucking ignorant moron about his own state I was going to call him out on his twitter post, but I couldn’t find it. This may be fake.
  18. I want to watch season 2, but I can’t remember anything about season 1. I’m now rewatching season 1 first. That’s the good thing about getting old, a never ending supply of fresh entertainment
  19. I guess the Netherlands, Australia, the United Kingdom, Brazil, and Singapore should be pissed for subsidizing the U.S. then.
  20. It doesn’t make much sense to make the entirety of Canada one state. Canada has over 30 times the land area of Texas and about 30% more population. After we conquer them each Canadian Province should be its own state, so we would have 62 states. The former Canadian provinces would have 24 of our 124 Senators and probably 46 of the 435 Representatives, so about 70 of 562 electoral votes
  21. The Texas economy will be about the size of hot wheels’ shriveled up nutsack after all the cheap labor goes away
  22. Creamy Creations is actually made by H‑E‑B in San Antonio. Since CC does not use HFC it can’t be a Blue Bell product
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