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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    This makes me extremely sad. He was a genuine Texas legend. I saw him live several times. My favorite was at the Lone Star Cafe when I was living in Manhattan. I have several autographed copies of his books that I got a signings around town and all of his albums. Of course, I voted for him every time.
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    So, did Tulo pass up an opportunity to be head coach just to be stiffed by the new coach? I would have liked to see him on the staff.
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    You mean the present time where aggy doesn't have a coach, or a team?
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    GMail was invented by an okie, married to an aggy, who also wears flip flops on planes, never returns the shopping cart, and also puts beans in his chili.
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    So you followed him into the shitter?
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    There’s no excuse for not voting for Vince for the heisman
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    I hope Schloss left all of that godawful eye black in the aggy locker room
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'll have to admit that I never believed it
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I hope you were wearing a gay pride shirt and a Biden Hat
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Get ready to be overwhelmed by love and see a reduction in your stress levels, cholesterol, and depression. Big dogs are big because they hold more love inside.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    All gas no brakes
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    Plus he could bang Amanda on the side
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    It's pretty amazing what you can do by yourself with a chain, a couple of 2x4s, and a 4 ton hi-lift jack, even if you are old as shit.
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  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    The Earth and its marine life thank you for your dangerous trash
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    There is a Waffle House 3 1/2 miles from my house and I’ve never been there, and do not plan on going. Sometimes though, I’m awoken late at night (or early in the morning depending on your perspective) by what sounds like large people throwing down
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    That made me embarrassed to be a sax player
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    aggy baseball broke us
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    It's bad enough that circumstances force me to attend church every Sunday to listen to a politicized sermon, but the associate pastor opened today's service by bringing up aggy in Omaha.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don’t think it will be Poland this time
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Horn fans during a coaching search sometimes approach aggy levels of delusion
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I just saw a commercial for a service that Walmart has that will deliver your groceries and come into your house and put them away, even if you’re not home. This is the first that I have ever heard of this and find it a little unbelievable that anyone would do this.
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Unless all of their planes run into the ground first
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    AI just put every bro country music artist out of business
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Her mouth is much too big for his tiny penis

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