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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    All gas no brakes
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    Plus he could bang Amanda on the side
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    It's pretty amazing what you can do by yourself with a chain, a couple of 2x4s, and a 4 ton hi-lift jack, even if you are old as shit.
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    The Earth and its marine life thank you for your dangerous trash
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    There is a Waffle House 3 1/2 miles from my house and I’ve never been there, and do not plan on going. Sometimes though, I’m awoken late at night (or early in the morning depending on your perspective) by what sounds like large people throwing down
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    That made me embarrassed to be a sax player
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    aggy baseball broke us
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    It's bad enough that circumstances force me to attend church every Sunday to listen to a politicized sermon, but the associate pastor opened today's service by bringing up aggy in Omaha.
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    I don’t think it will be Poland this time
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Horn fans during a coaching search sometimes approach aggy levels of delusion
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    I just saw a commercial for a service that Walmart has that will deliver your groceries and come into your house and put them away, even if you’re not home. This is the first that I have ever heard of this and find it a little unbelievable that anyone would do this.
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    Unless all of their planes run into the ground first
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    AI just put every bro country music artist out of business
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    Her mouth is much too big for his tiny penis
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    I though you were supposed to inject it
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    The abandonment period in Texas for refund checks is 3 years, so it should have been escheated to the state. Even if they failed to escheat it, I'm sure you're shit out of luck.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you put a bunch of stoned people in a baseball stadium, they'll all fall asleep
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I have a TexasEx Life Member frame on my truck, and they can pry it from my cold dead beater truck
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  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    90% of the time 60% of cybercrimes are inside jobs
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    My dog Sebastian and a kindle and I’d be good
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yea, that's what I'm referring to.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe if the Ten Commandments were posted in school when she was there, she wouldn't be an adulterous whore with a serial thief for a son. Nah, she still would be.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Create a free account at each of the three credit bureaus and you can lock and unlock your credit with that bureau for free. If it's locked nobody can run your credit so no new accounts can get opened. If you need to apply for something just ask which bureau they use and unlock it for a day or two.

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