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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    President Jefferson himself said it in 1802 in a letter to the Baptist Association of Danbury Connecticut
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    Maybe his wife wouldn't let him come to work
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    and posters are going to be just as disappointed
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    I think that's more the enemy of my enemy is my friend
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    While buying a beer?
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    A bunch of legends in Space Cowboys, but I think oddball is probably my favorite movie character of all time. The next few years are probably going to be devastating with screen legends and rock legends.
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    Just finished episode 4. I’m not sure I can watch this shit anymore. I feel like I’m sitting in front of a computer streaming the worst part Of twitter on one monitor and gore porn on the other. Besides, Starlight looks like shite now.
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    Maybe it was Clarence's first gig
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Based on what's been happening lately, he was probably planning on whipping it out and wanking
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    OK, that was funny. People getting drunk and ruining their life not so much (depending on who it is I guess)
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    If we're going to fire our coach because he's short and wanted to be his own pitching coach then we're not going to turn around and hire a pitching coach to be our head coach.
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    Any alliance with Russian isn't worth the paper it's printed on, but I bet they would be happy tp trade nuclear tech for conventional weapons
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    If there are two people involved, it's maybe 50/50 on reaching an agreement, If there are three or more people involved, there is no chance of reaching an agreement. If the people are family members, you can cut the odds in half..
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    See, you jut fell for the hoax because you believe your own eyes and not what they read online
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    So, just shitty
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    Yes, but the question will become, who will be around to kick the USA's ass
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    That dog has a huge nose
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well speaking from experience it sure wasn’t that
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    They could just issue a statement that they repudiate the Moscow Peace Treaty, which might require a vote of their parliament.
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    I hope for that she got Willie to play at the reception and provide the weed
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    Anyone who drinks gin in any form should be flogged
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    I have a feeling that when all of this shakes out that there are going to be a lot of disappointed people on this board
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    Oliver Lock probably would have been a pretty cheap hire

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