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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Based on what's been happening lately, he was probably planning on whipping it out and wanking
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    OK, that was funny. People getting drunk and ruining their life not so much (depending on who it is I guess)
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    If we're going to fire our coach because he's short and wanted to be his own pitching coach then we're not going to turn around and hire a pitching coach to be our head coach.
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Any alliance with Russian isn't worth the paper it's printed on, but I bet they would be happy tp trade nuclear tech for conventional weapons
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    If there are two people involved, it's maybe 50/50 on reaching an agreement, If there are three or more people involved, there is no chance of reaching an agreement. If the people are family members, you can cut the odds in half..
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    See, you jut fell for the hoax because you believe your own eyes and not what they read online
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    So, just shitty
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, but the question will become, who will be around to kick the USA's ass
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    That dog has a huge nose
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well speaking from experience it sure wasn’t that
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    They could just issue a statement that they repudiate the Moscow Peace Treaty, which might require a vote of their parliament.
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    I hope for that she got Willie to play at the reception and provide the weed
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Anyone who drinks gin in any form should be flogged
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    I have a feeling that when all of this shakes out that there are going to be a lot of disappointed people on this board
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Oliver Lock probably would have been a pretty cheap hire
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  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Las Vegas hell, we could keep the Texas grid powered
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Looks like 2004, Welcome to Mooseport
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I know a good place to put about 100,000 of them
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Somebody needs to put that next to Trump doing his two-handed jackoff dance
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    So do you guys still like bush?
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    The trick to getting your groceries bagged correctly is to put them on the conveyor belt in the order that they should be bagged. It’s your fault the groceries aren’t getting bagged correctly.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    For the second time this month I set my phone on the back bumper of my truck and then forgot to get it before driving off. The first time it made it several miles before sliding off. I didn’t realize it until I got home, but using the find my iPhone app on my IPad I located it on Woodway drive. Unfortunately it had been run over several times. This time it made it to within a block of my house so it didn’t get run over and the screen is just completely smashed. I guess I’m going to have to start wearing it in a pouch around my neck like a giant lifealert.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    And I would have gladly joined her

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