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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. After I saw the post about the dog, it still took me three viewings to see the dog
  2. I read that as shit in a cafe
  3. So, how will the season go once we start off 0-3?
  4. Every time that cunt is allowed to ask a question in Sark’s press conference it should be “yes you there, the stupid guy who didn’t vote for Vince for the Heisman”
  5. Technically, napalm is any mixture of a volatile petrochemical and a gelling agent. The napalm used in Vietnam that smelled so good in the morning was a mixture of gasoline, benzene, and polystyrene.
  6. JFC, can you imagine her and Rafael
  7. And hot a walk off against them
  8. Do you also think you could beat up a chimp?
  9. The hardest part is getting the texture to matche
  10. I like how you think that the results of your football model are significant to the 1/1000th of a point.
  11. It would have been the perfect opening weekend if blowU had choked it up also
  12. Unfortunately, they actually do pretty much represent this state
  13. They will get blown out by 30 points in the first round if they make the playoffs, but I don’t think they will make it. They are a terrible team.
  14. Yes how dare people want to go to a football game to watch a football game
  15. I still don’t understand why we need a dj puffinstuff or whatever
  16. RFK Jr is going to swoop in any minute with a chainsaw
  17. aggy is doomed
  18. Bommer Sonner
  19. Lol at her being anywhere close to smart enough to make a pipe bomb
  20. Rafael represents the shit you scrape off of your shoe that you stepped in on the floor
  21. GRRM isn’t qualified to hold Tolkien’s pen for him.
  22. I don't get it. Was that supposed to be some big accomplishment? Now if they could have skipped it, that would have been something.
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