NeverMarryAStripper

It just makes me laugh every time

I just have to laugh when those morons do the horns down out of pure reflex

I don’t think Jesus had a dog, but my hope for heaven is crossing that rainbow bridge and spending eternity with all of my dogs

All splash pad lifeguards should be armed

Reads more like it was written by ANonI

I would much prefer a giant video board that didn’t have a sound system

No College Football Hall of Fame for the Pirate https://www.si.com/fannation/college/cfb-hq/news/college-football-hall-of-fame-mike-leach-decision To be eligible, a coach has to be a head coach for ten years, coach at least 100 games, and have at least a .600 winning percentage. The Pirate's winning percentage was .596

Hair pie

Can’t the parents just buy the kids way into USC

Well, technically, only if he commits more felonies while he's in Milwaukee

I would have thought that trump would love sharks, after all there isn’t any great black shark

Starlight looks fucked up Butthole pic was a nice touch

Is the Bobbit rule like the 5 second rule, except for severed penises?

Your shadow makes you look much skinnier

So the Allstate 12 Conference will only be in some of the states and have 16 members?

Value by Sport Based on the adoption of the above philosophy, the committee reinstated all sports in which the NCAA or NAIA offers a championship, along with Football Bowl Subdivision (FBS, formerly I-A) football, to full scoring values. This means that for all sports that meet the above criteria, first place is worth 100 points. Scoring for the Junior/Community Colleges is determined using the NATYCAA Cup standings. FBS Football The following breakdown will be used: 1st place - 1-25 using the final USA Today poll (comes out after the National Championship game), point breakdown is as follows: We will be using the 64-team non-bracket point system for the top-25 teams with 25th place receiving 49 points. 26th place - Bowl game winners not ranked in poll (45 points) Next Available Place - Bowl game losers not ranked in the poll (25 points) Point Determination Standings for the Directors' Cup will be based upon the size of the bracket. A minimum of five (5) points will be awarded to any team that places 65th or lower. Point Determination - Bracket Sports Points are determined based on the size of the bracket. Any team placing 65th or lower will receive five (5) points. (See accompanying chart for a breakdown by bracket size). Point Determinations - Non-Bracket Sports There is a separate point structure for sports that are not placed into brackets. However, the bracket structure has been established for the individual sports in a manner similar to the team sports. Points will be awarded to each individual place. The breakdown is for championships with 64, 48, 32, 16 and 12 teams. Any team placing 65th or lower will receive five (5) points. (See accompanying chart) When a tie occurs, the average of the places the teams occupy is taken and given to all of the teams that are tied. For example, if three teams tied for 30th place in a 64-team event, the average of the points given to places 30-32 (44 pts., 43 pts., 42 pts.) will be given to all three teams. In this case, each team would receive 43 pts. ((44+43+42)/3=43). Sport Breakdown See the Bracket Determination chart to identify those sports scored by the team bracket method and those scored by the individual point method. Tiebreakers If two teams tie for first place in the final spring standings, the determination to break the tie is the number of national championships won. The second tiebreaker is the most number of second place finishes. Thus, if two teams have the same number of points, the team that wins the most national championships will win the Directors' Cup. Ties will only be broken for first place in the final spring standings. Sports Included Division I: Count 19 sports with the following breakdowns (decreased by 1, 19.1 avg.) - Four of which must be Baseball and Men's Basketball, Women's Basketball and Women's Volleyball - The next highest 15 (max.) sports scored for each institution, regardless of gender, will be used in the standings Division II: Count top 15 (increased by 1, 15.3 avg.) - Four of which must be Men's Basketball, Baseball, Women's Basketball and Volleyball - The next highest 11 (max.) sports scored for each institution, regardless of gender, will be used in the standings Division III: Count top 18 (stayed the same, 17.8 avg) - Four of which must be Men's Basketball, Men's Soccer, Women's Basketball and Women's Soccer - The next highest 14 (max.) sports scored for each institution, regardless of gender, will be used in the standings NAIA: Count top 13 (increased by 1, 13.4 avg. championship sports) - Four of which must be Men's Basketball, Men's Soccer, Women's Basketball and Women's Volleyball - The next highest 9 (max.) sports scored for each institution, regardless of gender, will be used in the standings For the Junior/Community Colleges, highest scoring institution in the NATYCAA Cup standings among the NJCAA Scholarship and Non-Scholarship Institutions and State Associations will be declared the Directors' Cup winner. See the Bracket Determination chart to identify by division the sports that may count in the standings. Sports Not Included Sports that will not be included in the Directors' Cup standings are any sports not included in the divisional lists. This includes sports in which the NCAA or NAIA does not sponsor a championship. Field Sizes Field sizes are determined by the NCAA and NAIA offices in setting the championships. Conference Championships/National Polls An institution's finish in conference championships or ranking in national polls, with the exception of the FBS football (formerly I-A) poll (USA Today/ESPN Coaches' Poll), will not count toward the point tally in the LEARFIELD Directors' Cup standings. All points are based on an institution's finish in the NCAA or NAIA championships. Publication of Standings Directors' Cup standings will be published periodically in USA Today. Complete standings of all institutions will be published on NACDA's website. Publication of standings prior to the final spring standings will be unofficial and subject to correction if necessary. They will be published for institutions, media members, fans and parents to keep track of their progress throughout the year. However, in the winter and spring standings, the NACDA office may remove points scored in the fall or winter in order to use a higher scoring sport in the spring. Corrections to the Standings If a member finds the standings or point totals to be incorrect, contact Brian Horning (440-788-7469) or Julie Work (440-788-7468) in the NACDA office. Standings Standings will be updated on NACDA's website, LEARFIELD website and published in USA Today. Trophy Presentation The formal recognition of the Directors' Cup winners for Divisions II, III and the NAIA will occur during the NACDA & Affiliates Convention as part of the Awards Presentations during an All-Associations Featured Session. Due to the College World Series (baseball) ending in late June, the Directors' Cup standings for Division I may not be finalized until after the Convention. However, if the teams competing in the College World Series do not affect the overall winner for Division I, then the Directors' Cup winner for Division I will also be honored in-person at the Convention. If the overall winner cannot be determined, the top five institutions will be recognized during the Convention, but the Directors' Cup will be presented at a later date. Questions Questions concerning the tabulation of points for the Directors' Cup should be directed to Brian Horning (440-788-7469) or Julie Work (440-788-7468) in the NACDA office. Previous Scoring Updates 2017-18 Learfield IMG College Directors' Cup Scoring Structure For the first time since 2012-13, there will be scoring adjustments - http://www.nacda.com/sports/directorscup/spec-rel/050417aaf.html. 2012-13 Scoring Changes For NCAA Divisions I, II and III, the cross country scoring will be adjusted to award points from NCAA Regional meets to the institutions that finished 1-5, but did not advance to the National Championship.

Raven haired $5.00 Red heads $10.00 Blondes $20.00 Fatties Free

LSU has a higher payroll than the As

We need to get the new coach hired so we can start a fire him thread

Probably a rumor started by Florida St

I think she’s like aggy, nothing shuts her up

I'm not wearing any now

10 years ago was the last time the kids and I went. We rented a condo in Akumal and drove all over the area. We did several day trips to Tulum where we spent the day at one of the beach clubs, and then got cleaned up and changed clothes for dinner that evening. The beaches were great, it wasn't overcrowded, and definitely not over priced.

Hopefully Gunny Highway will still be around for that