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NeverMarryAStripper

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    Raven haired $5.00 Red heads $10.00 Blondes $20.00 Fatties Free
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    LSU has a higher payroll than the As
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    We need to get the new coach hired so we can start a fire him thread
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    Probably a rumor started by Florida St
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    I think she’s like aggy, nothing shuts her up
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    I'm not wearing any now
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    10 years ago was the last time the kids and I went. We rented a condo in Akumal and drove all over the area. We did several day trips to Tulum where we spent the day at one of the beach clubs, and then got cleaned up and changed clothes for dinner that evening. The beaches were great, it wasn't overcrowded, and definitely not over priced.
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    Hopefully Gunny Highway will still be around for that
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    and post her address on his shitty social media site
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    Thanks for supporting my point
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    I find the Walmart experience uplifting. It just reminds me that no matter how shitty I think my life is, it could always be worse
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    Who is the tallest baseball coach in D1, because after reading this board that seems to be the only criteria that matters
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    If a shark eats someone in the the Gulf of Mexico, chances are the country is better off afterward
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    I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly
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    The question is, which would do more damage to our enemy - 3,000 nukes, or one Burger King?
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    Tequila
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    I guess we should offer Johnson a bunch of money and a fake trophy with a blank date on it the
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    So does Jimbo
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    We just couldn’t match their bid.
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    Two birds no stones
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    I’m sure that LSU championship was great coaching and not due to the best player in college baseball
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    That's exactly how I would fix this problem. Let everyone set their own value, but if anyone offers to buy your property at a price greater than your value plus 10%, you owe a penalty tax.
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    Then i guess we'll just have to settle for someone not up to Texas standards

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