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NeverMarryAStripper

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Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper

  1. Odds he actually shows up?
  2. I just got notice that Centerpoint is increasing the electricity delivery charge by 1 1/3 cents per kWh. I guess they spent so much time not delivering power that they had to increase their rate to give their shareholders the same return.
  3. Mathew 6:1 "Be careful that you don't do your charitable giving before men, to be seen by them, or else you have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.
  4. Today is Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day, so I'd like to take a moment to remember Gandy (Lord Gandalf's Bane) pictured below, and my two male all-black GSDs, Duke (Duke Wayne of Greenwood Village) and Price (Prince of Brighton Place) whom I no longer have any pictures of thanks to my ex's petty bitterness. Sebastian and I look forward to seeing you guys some day .
  5. He almost could have been Governor of Texas
  6. I have to side with the kid on that one
  7. Your opinion is bad and you should be ashamed. It is one of the greatest westerns ever made.
  8. I’m thinking that there is a nonzero chance that RFK jr kills Trump and appears on tv wearing his face like a mask
  9. They were close. We was with the Diamondbacks when they won in 2001 My first ex was an AXO
  10. Maybe they didn't like their mom
  11. Actually, the first two episodes were on Hulu last night
  12. I voted in the republican primary, so I'm safe
  13. Fairy Tale is worth the read just for Radar (the dog)
  14. He was a volunteer assistant coach at Texas State and UT, so no degree was probably required. Also, an alumnus refers to either a graduate or someone who attended a school.
  15. Maybe the UK will sell them some of those skip bombs from WWII
  16. Happy National Dog Day to Sebastian
  17. Would be cool, but I’m not sure we have enough running backs left for it
  18. Maybe so, but we were lucky to get out of there with a win last year
  19. Just tell her you spent all day at the strip club banging strippers, and she'll quit asking
  20. Crap when did they discontinue the ground bison, it was there last time I went. That’s my go to for meat loaf.
  21. So that shit really does go on your permanent record
  22. They have to have something to post on their social media
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