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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    and post her address on his shitty social media site
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Thanks for supporting my point
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    I find the Walmart experience uplifting. It just reminds me that no matter how shitty I think my life is, it could always be worse
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Who is the tallest baseball coach in D1, because after reading this board that seems to be the only criteria that matters
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    If a shark eats someone in the the Gulf of Mexico, chances are the country is better off afterward
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly
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  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    The question is, which would do more damage to our enemy - 3,000 nukes, or one Burger King?
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    Tequila
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guess we should offer Johnson a bunch of money and a fake trophy with a blank date on it the
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    So does Jimbo
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    We just couldn’t match their bid.
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Two birds no stones
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m sure that LSU championship was great coaching and not due to the best player in college baseball
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's exactly how I would fix this problem. Let everyone set their own value, but if anyone offers to buy your property at a price greater than your value plus 10%, you owe a penalty tax.
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Then i guess we'll just have to settle for someone not up to Texas standards
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you take away the women and add sheep it sounds like aggy graduation
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well he is a 50+ year old white guy
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Voluntary mandatory
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency. In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    This. A sheet with the amortization table and a sheet with the invoice template that pulls data from the date. Minimal effort and it would look as professional as anything that quickbooks could generate.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Just tell her it’s the metric system
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Only because there weren’t any Dutch fighters
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fuck pad or sex tent?
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    I saw that one live

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