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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    If you take away the women and add sheep it sounds like aggy graduation
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well he is a 50+ year old white guy
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Voluntary mandatory
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency. In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    This. A sheet with the amortization table and a sheet with the invoice template that pulls data from the date. Minimal effort and it would look as professional as anything that quickbooks could generate.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Just tell her it’s the metric system
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Only because there weren’t any Dutch fighters
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fuck pad or sex tent?
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I saw that one live
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don't know what business you're in, but I'm sure that you would love for people to treat it like that.
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    That seems like a shitty thing to do.
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    …
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    He won’t be a felon after he pardons himself
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    We had to get rid of our Longhorn bull because he kept jumping the fence and fucking the neighbor's Angus. We got a new young guy to take his place. Sebastian introduced himself this weekend. IMG_0008.MP4
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Why do you hate Jesus
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    The kids and I hit up the Pit Room last weekend and none of us were impressed. It seemed very mediocre. Not anywhere close to Fenges. ive been meaning to try The Blind Goat in the same center as Fenges, but haven’t yet.
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Smelly cunt
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I did the embark dna test when Sebastian was a puppy and it predicted an adult weight of 64 lbs. He turned out to be 80 lbs
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, but only in private
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well, once it was properly explained that laying down your life for your country was for losers and suckers then it clearly follows that any symbol that those losers and suckers were supposedly dying for is also only for losers and suckers. The true test of patriotism is that there is no one kneeling during the National Anthem. Also, only super patriots salute during God Bless America while wearing an ill fitting suit, and also never having been a loser or a sucker
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    He’s absolutely right that the sentencing of the fascist will be four days before their convention
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Base for next year’s aggy bonfire Like to keep our women at 25 too
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well that’s kind of the pattern for Longhorn baseball. Won the first two back to back, then a 25 year drought, then two in 8 years, then. 19 year drought, then two in 4 years, and now a 19 year drought
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Seems like just yesterday
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bet he could give a kick ass commencement speech too

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