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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don't know what business you're in, but I'm sure that you would love for people to treat it like that.
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    That seems like a shitty thing to do.
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    He won’t be a felon after he pardons himself
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    We had to get rid of our Longhorn bull because he kept jumping the fence and fucking the neighbor's Angus. We got a new young guy to take his place. Sebastian introduced himself this weekend. IMG_0008.MP4
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Why do you hate Jesus
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    The kids and I hit up the Pit Room last weekend and none of us were impressed. It seemed very mediocre. Not anywhere close to Fenges. ive been meaning to try The Blind Goat in the same center as Fenges, but haven’t yet.
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Smelly cunt
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I did the embark dna test when Sebastian was a puppy and it predicted an adult weight of 64 lbs. He turned out to be 80 lbs
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, but only in private
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well, once it was properly explained that laying down your life for your country was for losers and suckers then it clearly follows that any symbol that those losers and suckers were supposedly dying for is also only for losers and suckers. The true test of patriotism is that there is no one kneeling during the National Anthem. Also, only super patriots salute during God Bless America while wearing an ill fitting suit, and also never having been a loser or a sucker
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    He’s absolutely right that the sentencing of the fascist will be four days before their convention
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Base for next year’s aggy bonfire Like to keep our women at 25 too
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well that’s kind of the pattern for Longhorn baseball. Won the first two back to back, then a 25 year drought, then two in 8 years, then. 19 year drought, then two in 4 years, and now a 19 year drought
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    Seems like just yesterday
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bet he could give a kick ass commencement speech too
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    Disappointing end to a disappointing season, yet life goes on. Whether or not that is a net positive is not yet clear.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    You’re the expert on that
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yes, but he was under 25 on my policy too. Also, they said he would still qualify for the multiple car discount since we would still have the same number of cars insured with them at the same address. His credit is also excellent.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    House painting business?
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    My son is still living with and going to school, but is also working. He decided he wanted to start paying his bills like phone and insurance. I have three cars insured with Amica, including his. I called them to see what it would be if I just split his car off into a separate policy with the exact same coverages that he could pay. They said sure, your premium will go down by what we were charging you for his car and his policy will cost him 250% of what you were paying for his car.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Don’t you have some blind, homeless people to beat up?
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Really disappointing aspect is that Oregon is now set up to win the UCSB regional. All the pieces were there for a dream outcome.
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Oregon is now set up to win that regional so we could have been looking a hosting a super.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fuck you and that piece of shit Hornsby. Our guys played their heart out all you can do is shit all over them. I sure hope you’ve never made a fucking mistake in your life, but you both still seem like miserable pieces of shit. Go beat your wives you miserable pricks

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