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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's not the way chicks do it now. First, you get liposuction and have 15 pounds of fat sucked out of your belly/ Then you have 5 pounds of that fat injected into your lips.
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    I don’t know how airhorn guy was allowed at the softball supers. Artificial noisemakers are specifically prohibited at both softball and baseball games for NCAA sponsored games
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    As often as you call Pierce a midget,, I'm guessing that you're about 5'2"
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    They did change the rule so aggy gets to use their regular dugout even if they are the visiting team
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    I’m not a fat girl and I enjoyed it.
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    They seem to be the class of the streaming services as far as original content right now.
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    He’s not at the level of Augie or Gus at their peak, but who could we get that is. Convince me that there is someone out that’s a sure thing. Pierce could for sure win a title with the right talent. Name the last coach that won a title without the talent.
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Because if they get hot enough to dry then they melt
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think their plan is that enough of their ships will be sunk in the strait that the rest of their army can drive across
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I guess that's what happens when every human friend abandons you when you need them, but none of your canine friends do
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Before Pierce Texas won the CWS every year
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    So after we win our regional and Oregon wins the UCSB regional who hosts the Supers?
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    So I should be okay if I don't go around licking anyone?
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Living on the edge makes life exciting
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'd throw the dice and pitch LBJ in the first game
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    At least Texas will be well rested
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    aggy is 3-5 in their last 8 games so it's not like they've been playing like a juggernaut. Let's knock them out of their own regional and taste their tears.
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    In their mind saying it makes it true
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    This has induced more rage in me than any other cop on citizen unnecessary violence. I guess it’s because I like dogs more than people. If I was that dog’s owner I’m sure that I would currently be under arrest for capital murder.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    If she looks like their players there wouldn’t be room
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    Blogger must have had him confused with a “Christian” youth minister
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    The roundabouts are always what fuck.me up when I’m driving big on the left side
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Democrats need to call for forming a new state out of the area bounded by Houston/Dallas/Austin in accordance with the joint resolution by which Texas was annexed
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  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    If your wife repeats herself that much she might have early onset dementia

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