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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Dr of Neighborhood
  2. Bar trivia should be an Olympic event
  3. It's called a gusset
  4. Wouldn’t that make the U.S. a state sponsor of terrorism so we would have to sanction ourselves
  5. Depending on your perspective, that could be a column
  6. As should everyone, but I'm willing to bet there are more than a few teachers in Oklahoma who publicly advocated for the assassination of Obama and or Biden.
  7. No, he said anyone who advocated for the assassination of President Trump would not be allowed to teach.
  8. In high school we used to drive to Wichita Falls to buy Coors.
  9. Should be Iron Eagle not Top Gun
  10. My daughter made me take her to go see it last night. It was OK.
  11. He might invite you down to the parking lot for fisticuffs
  12. I was married for 30 years if you add them both together
  13. Where would you float a 65 foot Bevo in Dallas?
  14. Wouldn’t term limits for the Supremes also require an amendment? I think I would be wary of any momentum to start amending the constitution during this particular simulation
  15. My dad could make the world’s best peanut brittle and he taught me all of his secrets.
  16. Just make all of the pre-boards sit in the back rows and deplane last. That will clear it up in a hurry.
  17. A couple of gallons of round up could probably cure your neighbor yard problem
  18. He obviously flunked spelling
  19. The movie versions of that end quite differently
  20. I thought they implemented that a long time ago. Every rally that I've seen of his looks like they kept the attendance to a minimum
  21. I had a friend in middle school who tried to use one of those Charlie chip cans and water hose to make himself a diving helmet. He almost drowned in his pool
  22. My ex and I were foster parents, but we didn’t crush any of the kids. We did adopt two though. It seemed to me that the screening was pretty thorough.
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