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    Did she go to Frostwood elementary?
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    Yes, the empire arose from the ashes of human/AI wars. The human victory resulted in a complete ban on artificial computing devices. Therefore, the spice became necessary for space travel, and human Mentats were developed for computing requirements. All of that resulted in minimal to no technological advances.
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    I remember our phone number from when I was in elementary school. HO 50281
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    Fucking shit piles. I never knew vaginitis was so contagious. Fuck the media. Fuck the polls. Fuck the goddamn CFP Committee. We’re going to trample UK. Then we’re going to ass fuck aggy with a rusty pitchfork until they pray for the ghost of Justin Tucker to kick them out of their misery. Finally, we’re going to kick the shit out of whatever unfortunate sack of shit is forced to face us in the SEC Championship Game. Then the media, pollsters, commentators, and the other dipshit hillbillies in this shitty ass conference can line up to lick Sark’s taint.
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    My daughter wanted me to watch Emilia Perez with her because Selena Gomez was in it. We both enjoy musicals, so the musical aspects to it weren't a problem for us. I will say that the musical aspects are not your typical movie musical components. Most of the movie was in Spanish with subtitles, which I thought would cause my daughter to lose interest, but it really seemed to help keep her interest. I’m not sure that I can say that I really enjoyed the movie, but more that I found it really fascinating and interesting. I was very surprised that it held my daughter’s interest for the entire movie, and it also sparked some discussion between us. On the whole, I’m glad we watched it and would recommend it. Also, Zoe Saldana (who also plays the head of the Lioness Program) is very watchable and was very good in it. It's not your typical Selena Gomez vehicle, but I thought she was great in it.
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    My daughter wanted me to watch it with her because Selena Gomez was in it. We both enjoy musicals so that wasn’t a problem for us. I will say that the musical aspects we not your typical movie musical components. The majority of the movie was in Spanish with subtitles which I thought would cause my daughter to lose interest, but it really seemed to help keep her interest. I’m not sure that I can say that I really enjoyed the move, but more that I found it really fascinating and interesting. I was very surprised that it held my daughter’s interest for the entire movie and it also sparked some discussion between us. On the whole, I’m glad we watched it and would recommend it. Also, Zoe (who also plays the head of the Lioness Program) is very watchable. Not your typical Selena Gomez vehicle, but I thought she was great in it.
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    This game doesn’t really matter to us. If UT wins out almost every scenario puts us in the CCG against Bama, unless they fuck up. If we lose to aggy, we’re fucked and I don’t think that there is a scenario that puts UT in the CCG. That said if GA wins, and we win out, then UT is alone at the top of the SEC with no ties involved. So that is my preferred outcome.
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    I’ve been sick since I got back from taking my daughter to see Taylor Swift in NOLA. I dumped my tickets in the Texas section earlier this week and got close to face.
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    At this point, I'd be willing to give Arkansas most of what Texas (the State, not the school) has
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    Well it doesn't seem to have hung around in Texas either
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    Well, this thread sure took a turn for the less fun
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    Sounds like fried coated with some juice from the donkey show
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    One day there will be an incident in a large crowd like that where the officers will be trampled/beaten to death
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    Jesse Lutzenberger sounds like an immigrant name
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    Might want a shovel too
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    Head to head only applies if all teams have played each other, or one team has lost to, or beaten all the other teams
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    If you go to the detailed descriptions provided by the SEC it is clear that anytime a tiebreaker leaves three or more teams tied above one or more teams from the original tied group the the lower teams are eliminated and the remaining teams revert back to the first tiebreaker.
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    Fellow inmates
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    I beg to differ, nobody in America makes cents these days
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    According to their fan base, aggy wins every game they haven’t played According to this board, Texas loses every game we haven’t played
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    Yes, you must vote Republican to secure our electric grid because clearly 30 years in power in Texas is just not enough time for them to have done anything about it
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    The next person that plays a Taylor Swift song in range of my hearing is going to get cut
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    Four hours of Taylor Swift and her screaming fans is more than any man should have to endure.
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    No need to repeal the 19th. Any cunt that feels that way just shouldn’t vote
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    So Ticketmaster finally released the tickets for transfer three days ago. They still wouldn’t let me resell them on the Ticketmaster app, but I transferred them to myself with a dummy email and uploaded them into my StubHub account. I listed them for $1,350 each and they were gone within an hour. Obviously I left some money on the table, but got more than enough to pay for the entire trip (including a buttload of concert merchandise for my daughter, no wonder Taylor is a billionaire). On the downside, my daughter’s cousin ended up not being able to go so I’m sitting here in the same place I watched the horns lose to Washington less than a year ago. Hopefully StubHub won’t stiff me on the money.

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