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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Get rid of the useless emojis and bring back rep comments
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    Maybe he was just pointing out that while it did catch on fire no doors fell off
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    While the sequels and prequels written by Brian Herbert and Kevin Anderson are not that great, they are based on very extensive notes left by Frank Herbert and they are interesting to see how he envisioned the entire chronicle
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    I have a couple of folding phones around here somewhere that you can have for cheap
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    The biggest difference is that most longhorns will acknowledge that the period before Sark was one of the worst periods in Longhorn football history while aggy has been constantly crying about how great they’ve been in the SEC but just don’t get any recognition. When they start throwing stats around most of us just laugh because there just isn’t all that much difference between our dark ages and the aggy renaissance.
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    Why does your wife spend all day in your underwear? Are you wearing hers too?
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    I think at this point the goal is pretty much the dismantling of HISD
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    We'll be on the bottom soon enough
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Requiring everyone back into parking spots would definitely cut down on accidents because everyone would be spending all day idling in a parking lot waiting for idoits trying to back in their jacked up penis compensators and five row soccer mom suburbans
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Just wait until Abbott gets his school vouchers passed
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    What about two gay dudes who adopt a kid?
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    You suck
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think you meant Golden Corral
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    You sound like you’ve kidnapped a person or two
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don't have that many years left, and I really would like to be there so see the team dogpile at Omaha
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    So is that called the NowThis defense? You stick something up the angry dog's ass and hope he disappears
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    All of the good sausage links now require age verification thanks to abbott
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Someone needs to speak to Jack
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    So what kind of symbol are the Republicans proposing that pregnant women be forced to pin to their clothes before they are sent off to the birthing camps
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    Climate change is fake news, but weather modification is real
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    We don't have a popular initiative, referendum, or recall in Texas because it's just anarchy if the citizens get to decide issues
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Abbott told him no more bike lanes or sidewalks
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    NVM
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    How do you deliver salsa online?
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    I remember back when sci-fi stories used to imagine a world where robots did all of the menial tasks, and humans could spend their time creating art. It looks like they got it backwards.

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