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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I would, but only if she shut her annoying yap (unless I was stuffing it)
  2. The solution is more guns
  3. If only they could have done a dry run shortly before hurricane season started
  4. Did he call from Asia?
  5. Did anyone check the driveways of the Centerpoint BOD?
  6. If you're going to boil 5 to 10 gallons of gasoline on your stove inside please video it for our entertainment
  7. I've never heard of the Cap Metro bus spell.
  8. When Pitt turned around and yelled at him his dick was brown
  9. Anyone at Centerpoint wasting their time working on an outage map should be rounded up and put on a truck to go out and fix power lines
  10. Centerpoint got my power back at 9:30 this morning, which was quicker than after the Derecho, so I'm not going to bad-mouth them.
  11. There’s a lot of money to be made selling globes
  12. Walk up music should be like nicknames, you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your own.
  13. Well he can’t shit on him if he’s not here
  14. I think it’s a violation to use Twitter for anything other than spreading disinformation
  15. I’m in the Energy Corridor and I lost power at about 7 am and my only damage is my lawn chairs blew over and one of the dog igloos blew into the yard, but I plan to rebuild. Went to check on my mom and found a Shipleys with power on the way so we had donuts and coffee. Was going to take mom and go to the ranch, but I checked the San Bernardo outage map and it looks like power is down there too.
  16. I've been in Houston for every Hurricane from Alicia on and never evacuated. I've never suffered any damage other than enduring the lack of electricity (14 days is the longest so far). I guess by posting that, I've doomed myself this time around.
  17. Watched Mother of the Bride last night. The writing was abysmal, and the acting wasn't any better. Brooke Shields has a giant FUPA, and Miranda Cosgrove has no tits and looks 12, so I just assumed that she was getting married to a pedophile.
  18. I worked on the yard yesterday and woke up this morning with a huge bruise on my shoulder and have no idea where it came from
  19. I take it you’ve never been on the baseball board
  20. I think most beaches aren’t full of sharks
  21. Now they're watching you
  22. There are no $ in that so I bet you would get 100 letter Ks falling out of the sky every month because that's just how wishes work
  23. KE = 1/2 * M * V^2 KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2 KE = 1,166,400 Joules
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