Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I would, but only if she shut her annoying yap (unless I was stuffing it)
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Texas -- a failed state
The solution is more guns
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
If only they could have done a dry run shortly before hurricane season started
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Texas -- a failed state
Did he call from Asia?
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Did anyone check the driveways of the Centerpoint BOD?
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What are y’all buying for the next grid failure?
If you're going to boil 5 to 10 gallons of gasoline on your stove inside please video it for our entertainment
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LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! aka "bigger dorks, I have not seen"
I've never heard of the Cap Metro bus spell.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
When Pitt turned around and yelled at him his dick was brown
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Anyone at Centerpoint wasting their time working on an outage map should be rounded up and put on a truck to go out and fix power lines
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Surly never forgets
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Centerpoint got my power back at 9:30 this morning, which was quicker than after the Derecho, so I'm not going to bad-mouth them.
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
There’s a lot of money to be made selling globes
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Walk up music should be like nicknames, you shouldn’t be allowed to pick your own.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Well he can’t shit on him if he’s not here
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I think it’s a violation to use Twitter for anything other than spreading disinformation
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I’m in the Energy Corridor and I lost power at about 7 am and my only damage is my lawn chairs blew over and one of the dog igloos blew into the yard, but I plan to rebuild. Went to check on my mom and found a Shipleys with power on the way so we had donuts and coffee. Was going to take mom and go to the ranch, but I checked the San Bernardo outage map and it looks like power is down there too.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I've been in Houston for every Hurricane from Alicia on and never evacuated. I've never suffered any damage other than enduring the lack of electricity (14 days is the longest so far). I guess by posting that, I've doomed myself this time around.
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Netflix Recommendations
Watched Mother of the Bride last night. The writing was abysmal, and the acting wasn't any better. Brooke Shields has a giant FUPA, and Miranda Cosgrove has no tits and looks 12, so I just assumed that she was getting married to a pedophile.
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Getting old sucks
I worked on the yard yesterday and woke up this morning with a huge bruise on my shoulder and have no idea where it came from
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SEC Network
I take it you’ve never been on the baseball board
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Shark Attack talk not going away
I think most beaches aren’t full of sharks
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Credit Card Fraud (by company)
Now they're watching you
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
There are no $ in that so I bet you would get 100 letter Ks falling out of the sky every month because that's just how wishes work
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Happy 4th of July!
- Post a pic that makes you lol
KE = 1/2 * M * V^2 KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2 KE = 1,166,400 Joules - Post a pic that makes you lol
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