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NeverMarryAStripper

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    Replacing your kids with immigrants sounds like a great way to get your yardwork done for free
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    If that's the voice you're hearing when you wake up handcuffed to the bed then you have made some very poor life choices
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    Don’t do it
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    Warning! Don’t let me into your bank lobby Not responsible if I rob you
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    And gambling losses
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    Function not Disfunction.
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    Burke's cousin is a regular at my dog park, and she gave me this. It's set in Houston in the 50s
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    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you’re riding your bike on the streets of Houston neither it’s’ aerodynamics, your spandex unitard, nor your streamlined helmet are going to make a shit.
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    Wait until you divorce her
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    Looks like a couple of New Hampshire white snakes
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    Was Louisiana even a state then, hadn’t we just bought it from France?
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    I’m just hoping this doesn’t devolve into something ridiculous now
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    To Wong Foo is a classic
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    Why are we playing a Big 12 schedule if we’re in the SEC?
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    If I had known that’s what she really looked like I’d have gone to the play with her
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    The thing that I find most unbelievable about the whole story is that someone actually read her stupid book
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    He looks there like he died three weeks ago
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I watched SNL a few weeks ago for the first time in many years and the first thing that I noticed was that it seemed like everyone was reading their lines off of cue cards. I found it to be very distracting
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    Is it a blue shed?
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    It isn't realistic because he made Trump's dick too big
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    Fuck those airlines, then. I guess the WA rep sponsorship must have something to do with Boeing
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    I went to protestingproprtytaxes.com and the site said it couldn’t locate my address. I emailed them and they responded that they had located my address and gave me a link to verify my HCAD information and request a free assessment. I requested the free assessment and a few days later got an email that said they could support about a 10% reduction based on 10 comps in my neighborhood that they showed on a map. I just went to Jubally.com and got an assessment. They responded in just a few minutes. They also said they had 10 comps, but didn't give any specifics. Their reduction based on the comps was only 4%.
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    Just when you thought he couldn’t be a bigger piece of shit he decided to sponsor legislation undermining the new rules requiring airlines to issue automatic refunds if your flight is cancelled or significantly delayed.

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