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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. The fact that this warning is needed fully explains this country's political situation
  2. 99*$220 = $21,780
  3. I’m going to have a custom electric shopping rascal built. It’s going to have a souped up motor and a cow catcher on front so that I can just drive around the store plowing over those fucksticks
  4. I feel like signing up for one of those seminars and asking him under what circumstances is it acceptable to shoot MAGA cunts
  5. Some people must just lead miserable lives
  6. I watched the moon landing from Freer so this hits close to home
  7. My weiner has gotten me into a lot of trouble
  8. Ha Ha, I've never heard it called that
  9. Damn, it must suck as a dog to have a grass allergy, and I don't think I've ever heard of a dog with a glass eye. They're both adorable though.
  10. I think that he figures to be next in line for the aggy job in about three years
  11. Dog gentleman sounds so much cooler than cat lady
  12. Should have made them stock our coke machine for three years too
  13. Cliff Clavin Wilson W. Wilson, Jr. Kramer
  14. Schloss has been a head coach for 22 years, by that time Augie already had two national championships.
  15. How frequently can they find one guy dead?
  16. The LHN killed the SWC, the Big XII, and the PAC XIiI, I was a force to be reckoned with.
  17. You drink them both up
  18. I was really hoping they would keep him on. I don’t see him coming back after getting fucked over
  19. I guess they think that most businesses are like NASA in the 60's with rooms filled with people doing math calculations
  20. Maybe it was built by U.S. big pharma
  21. Some liberal city should pass a ordinance requiring churches to teach evolution on Sunday
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