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    I rarely post anything on Facebook, and I mainly use it to keep up with relatives and real-life acquaintances that I don't see very often. I have a number of people that constantly bombard me with MAGA Christian Nationalist shit, and I think this is a powerful message for them. I'm thinking about posting it and seeing how many unfriend me. Can you embed TikTok into Facebook?
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    Least deserved Heisman in history
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    It might make it a little easier to persuade the reluctant students to participate in a little sexy time
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    NCAA
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    Why are the Round Rock cops and the FBI selling drugs to Greg Abbott?
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    What about AI MS Paint?
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    Somebody bought a house in my neighborhood and immediately put in artificial turf in the front yard. I used to walk Sebastian by it every evening counting down the days until the HOA made them rip it out. It was less than 30.
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    That chart seems a little misleading to me as it seems to assume that the hacker knows the length and composition of your password
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    He should have hired someone to follow her around videoing her and asking loudly why are you an ugly cunt ALL THE TIME.
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    The umpire conference appears to have been properly held in compliance with Appendix E, Section 1 (d) & (e) of the NCAA 2023 and 2024 Baseball Rules Book. Also, whether or not a baserunner is hit by a batted ball is clearly not reviewable under Appendix E, Section 2 (a). This may have been an oversite by the rules committee since virtually every other base running situation is reviewable, but this play is clearly not reviewable. If Pierce got heaved because he was arguing for a replay then he needs someone on his staff who knows the rules.
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    I hope his office doesn’t have a window
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    Last time I had to renew my kid’s passports I used the downtown library. It was quick and easy.
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    When I was at UT French Fry was my CB handle because that was what all my friends called me
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    When I’m sitting in the dark in a couple of months, I’ll be sure and wave at your trash as it floats past my house
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    So Whitmire is refusing to meet with Harris County Commissioner Lina Hidalgo despite repeated requests by her. His spokesman says he will meet with her when the time is right. I guess 40 days from hurricane season isn’t right. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him being petty for her endorsing SJL (I think that was a mistake on her part) or him being a closet Republican.
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    Make that mistake over there and you'll get stabbed
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    I saw a MAGA bumper sticker today that I could get behind (actually I was behind it) Mothers Against Governor Abbot
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    So is he going to grow into his skin?
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm not sure how getting a perm helps you get laid, but I'm assuming it must if it's a thing with teenage boys, at least based on my experience back in medieval times.
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    But I bet you would eat her ass if she asked you to
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    The rule book absolutely does not say that
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    It doesn’t appear by a cursory reading of the rules that whether or not a batter ball hits a base runner is reviewable by a head coaches challenge
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    A eunuch is a castrated male. Bevo is a eunuch. My dog Sebastian is a eunuch. They both have dicks.
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    Not true. Top 4 conference champions get a bye

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