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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. His second to last album might be his best. A dog Named Freedom is one of my favorite songs
  2. When I first got my divorce, I traveled quite a bit with my kids to the Caribbean, they were 9 and 10 at the time. We almost always got selected for bag inspection.
  3. They probably knew you couldn't use it so they used the balance on it, and then gifted it to you
  4. Do they teach English at aggy, or just frontier gibberish
  5. This makes me extremely sad. He was a genuine Texas legend. I saw him live several times. My favorite was at the Lone Star Cafe when I was living in Manhattan. I have several autographed copies of his books that I got a signings around town and all of his albums. Of course, I voted for him every time.
  6. So, did Tulo pass up an opportunity to be head coach just to be stiffed by the new coach? I would have liked to see him on the staff.
  7. You mean the present time where aggy doesn't have a coach, or a team?
  8. GMail was invented by an okie, married to an aggy, who also wears flip flops on planes, never returns the shopping cart, and also puts beans in his chili.
  9. So you followed him into the shitter?
  10. There’s no excuse for not voting for Vince for the heisman
  11. I hope Schloss left all of that godawful eye black in the aggy locker room
  12. I'll have to admit that I never believed it
  13. I hope you were wearing a gay pride shirt and a Biden Hat
  14. Get ready to be overwhelmed by love and see a reduction in your stress levels, cholesterol, and depression. Big dogs are big because they hold more love inside.
  15. It's pretty amazing what you can do by yourself with a chain, a couple of 2x4s, and a 4 ton hi-lift jack, even if you are old as shit.
  16. The Earth and its marine life thank you for your dangerous trash
  17. There is a Waffle House 3 1/2 miles from my house and I’ve never been there, and do not plan on going. Sometimes though, I’m awoken late at night (or early in the morning depending on your perspective) by what sounds like large people throwing down
  18. It's bad enough that circumstances force me to attend church every Sunday to listen to a politicized sermon, but the associate pastor opened today's service by bringing up aggy in Omaha.
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