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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I don’t think it will be Poland this time
  2. Horn fans during a coaching search sometimes approach aggy levels of delusion
  3. I just saw a commercial for a service that Walmart has that will deliver your groceries and come into your house and put them away, even if you’re not home. This is the first that I have ever heard of this and find it a little unbelievable that anyone would do this.
  4. Unless all of their planes run into the ground first
  5. AI just put every bro country music artist out of business
  6. Her mouth is much too big for his tiny penis
  7. I though you were supposed to inject it
  8. The abandonment period in Texas for refund checks is 3 years, so it should have been escheated to the state. Even if they failed to escheat it, I'm sure you're shit out of luck.
  9. If you put a bunch of stoned people in a baseball stadium, they'll all fall asleep
  10. I have a TexasEx Life Member frame on my truck, and they can pry it from my cold dead beater truck
  11. 90% of the time 60% of cybercrimes are inside jobs
  12. My dog Sebastian and a kindle and I’d be good
  13. Yea, that's what I'm referring to.
  14. Maybe if the Ten Commandments were posted in school when she was there, she wouldn't be an adulterous whore with a serial thief for a son. Nah, she still would be.
  15. Create a free account at each of the three credit bureaus and you can lock and unlock your credit with that bureau for free. If it's locked nobody can run your credit so no new accounts can get opened. If you need to apply for something just ask which bureau they use and unlock it for a day or two.
  16. President Jefferson himself said it in 1802 in a letter to the Baptist Association of Danbury Connecticut
  17. Maybe his wife wouldn't let him come to work
  18. and posters are going to be just as disappointed
  19. I think that's more the enemy of my enemy is my friend
  20. While buying a beer?
  21. A bunch of legends in Space Cowboys, but I think oddball is probably my favorite movie character of all time. The next few years are probably going to be devastating with screen legends and rock legends.
  22. Just finished episode 4. I’m not sure I can watch this shit anymore. I feel like I’m sitting in front of a computer streaming the worst part Of twitter on one monitor and gore porn on the other. Besides, Starlight looks like shite now.
  23. Maybe it was Clarence's first gig
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