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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe he has small hands like trump
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    The plaintiffs should have him kidnapped and transported to some county that ends in stan. Then, they can set up a website where people can pay to have various disgusting and painful things done to him. That's probably the only way that they will ever see a dime.
  3. NeverMarryAStripper
    Just got through ordering my OU tickets. It was the usual shit show with the website. Tried on my computer using Chrome several times to no avail. Tried again using Edge to no avail. Finally used my phone and got it to work. The UT computer department must suck balls. I went ahead and ordered some Arkansas tickets for jollies.
  4. NeverMarryAStripper
    That seems like it would take a lot of time that could be better spent yanking it to porn
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think he meant it will kill the public with transportation
  6. NeverMarryAStripper
    Please let me know what time you run so I can have my grill out in the driveway to cook my steaks
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    Do you mean the beer that is owned by Pabst Brewing Company and made under contract by Miller Brewing Company?
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    I've been going to the same family-owned neighborhood Tex-Mex place since I was in high school. It's now my daughter's favorite Tex-Mex place.
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    When I was 35 Eritrea wasn’t a country
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    $30,000,000 in hundreds would only weigh 661 lbs
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    The cartels own people to wash their money. I’m sure those people would be happy to take the $30 mil and have the cartels dispose of the bodies
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    What do you suppose that truck's range towing that trailer is?
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    Not a lawyer, but if the sister is not the executor then why does she have access to the portion of the estate that was not left to her? It should have been held in the estate's name pending distribution I would think.
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    I'm sure that the people who are into that kind of thing would take it a step further if they could find a way to order human torture videos
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think the yellow is a middle-aged sugar daddy trying to make conversation with a twenty-something sugar baby just before he gives up and takes her up to his room for 30 seconds of ecstasy
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Cup holder full of change and an open sunroof
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    That sounds like the plot for the world’s worst porn movie
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    He is as Texan as the dumb fucks running this state
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    That’s not possible because Abbot promised to eliminate rape under the GOP dictatorship. More fake news.
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    On private property?
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    These days, it's cheaper to get a steak at a high-end steak house than to eat at a high-end BBQ place.
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    I was going to say retired RVers
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    So does that mean you actually are a butt pirate?
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    Because it's important to them that everyone around them knows how rich and important they are compared to the unimportant scum-like peon that everyone else is. Also, they have a small penis.
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Yoga pants are a double-edged sword

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