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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's like being barefoot in a public restroom. What kind of maroon does that?
  2. NeverMarryAStripper
    That's an insult to sacks of shit
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    If she does, it's not on my floor
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    So your wife just leaves her dirty clothes on the floor?
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    The Homesman. Great cast staring Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank. John Lithgow, James Spader, and Meryl Streep make appearances. It was well made, but it was very slow and I’m not sure what the point was other than the Nebraska Territory was a shitty place to live
  7. NeverMarryAStripper
    There’s a burger season in New York?
  8. NeverMarryAStripper
    Try watching the game instead of playing on your phone; sometimes, it's actually a pretty good game.
  9. NeverMarryAStripper
    So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    I have conversations with my dog, and I would make an excellent dictator elected official
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    Is the same company profiting of the age verification in all of the states, and which GOP donor owns it?
  12. NeverMarryAStripper
    So three dudes and a 1960s hippie van constitute a Russian command post?
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  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    To be fair, Trumps's tits are bigger
  15. NeverMarryAStripper
    I bet it omits any verse telling you to love your neighbor
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    McGregor does have a pretty nice ass
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    It looks more like she should have been in last years death pool
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    Unless they all portal out after Pierce gets fired
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    I think it’s okay to refer to the non cowboy working chaps as assless chaps. If you’re talking about a person wearing them out to a bar or something the assless descriptor gets the point across better.
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    You chucked out a load?
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    $1k seems kind of steep for her
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I thought real men preferred pussy’s
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    We've seen some smoking Russian corpses before in this thread
  25. NeverMarryAStripper
    Everybody can't be a top

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