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  1. NeverMarryAStripper
    Took my daughter to see the Jonas Brothers and it was a packed house. Who knew they sang about Waffle House.
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    We tried to schedule them in 2018 and their AD Woodward pussed out. Plenty of articles out there quoting him
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    Go see Dune and buy some popcorn
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    I can think of only one acceptable community service he could perform
  5. NeverMarryAStripper
    Maybe someday you’ll learn to read
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    She should have reasoned “why is the senate chamber janitor asking me questions”
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    Shogun had source material written by an excellent author, House of the Dragon has source material written by a piece of shit
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    Lol if you think a sign would deter people. Put some vinegar around the plant.
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    No hearing protection? Shitty ass gun range.
  10. NeverMarryAStripper
    One of the teams should build a field that is only like 20 feet long
  11. NeverMarryAStripper
    He used to have some that said: "When you need a lawyer, get a Dick"
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    I'd give it to mom-
  13. NeverMarryAStripper
    But they're not banned from promoting the injection of bleach
  14. NeverMarryAStripper
    Welcome to 2017
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    I believe all of FDR’s sons fought in WWII, as in actually fought in combat. I know James was with the 2nd Raiders, who were kind of like special forces.
  16. NeverMarryAStripper
    Well the two central themes of the book are how man is unable to change his fate no matter how powerful and prescient he may be, and how all human power comes at the cost of the suffering of others
  17. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don’t know about Michael Douglas as Ben Franklin, but I’ll be watching
  18. NeverMarryAStripper
    Did anybody get stabbed with a sword?
  19. NeverMarryAStripper
    I don’t know if I’m two old or not, but I think we should play at least to quality OOC opponents every year so the team is ready too compete for the conference championship
  20. NeverMarryAStripper
    If it was me, I’d use an empty cop car for about two weeks and switch it out with a real one
  21. NeverMarryAStripper
    HO and I
  22. NeverMarryAStripper
    Their hats are pretty nice too
  23. NeverMarryAStripper
    I generally eschew bugs
  24. NeverMarryAStripper
    So does this mean Greg sends the National Guard into Mexico for round 2 of Texas v Mexico?
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    Pretty nice no quit come back win for the worst Texas in 30 years

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