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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Thanks for supporting my point
  2. I find the Walmart experience uplifting. It just reminds me that no matter how shitty I think my life is, it could always be worse
  3. Who is the tallest baseball coach in D1, because after reading this board that seems to be the only criteria that matters
  4. If a shark eats someone in the the Gulf of Mexico, chances are the country is better off afterward
  5. I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly
  6. The question is, which would do more damage to our enemy - 3,000 nukes, or one Burger King?
  7. I guess we should offer Johnson a bunch of money and a fake trophy with a blank date on it the
  8. Two birds no stones
  9. I’m sure that LSU championship was great coaching and not due to the best player in college baseball
  10. That's exactly how I would fix this problem. Let everyone set their own value, but if anyone offers to buy your property at a price greater than your value plus 10%, you owe a penalty tax.
  11. Then i guess we'll just have to settle for someone not up to Texas standards
  12. If you take away the women and add sheep it sounds like aggy graduation
  13. Well he is a 50+ year old white guy
  14. Voluntary mandatory
  15. Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency. In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.
  16. This. A sheet with the amortization table and a sheet with the invoice template that pulls data from the date. Minimal effort and it would look as professional as anything that quickbooks could generate.
  17. Just tell her it’s the metric system
  18. Only because there weren’t any Dutch fighters
  19. Fuck pad or sex tent?
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