NeverMarryAStripper

Y’all are planning on hunting the woman aren’t you?

If cassettes are coming back, then people will have to start carrying pencils again

Here is his post game press interview

Here is the post game with Kirby, and there is no booze hound remark in it. He does say the refs tried to rob them and that DKR is a tough place to play.

Chapter 6 of the Houston Municipal Code is the Section that covers animals. Here are a few quotes from there: Domestic animal means any beast or bird in common use that has been bred or trained to need and accept the care of humans and to live in a tame condition, including, but not limited to, livestock, goat, swine, dog, cat, fowl, or other beast or bird. Sec. 6-4. - Running at large of domestic animals or fowl prohibited. (a)The running at large of domestic animals or domestic fowl is hereby declared to be a nuisance. It is unlawful for an owner to permit any animal or fowl to run at large. (b)It shall be a defense to prosecution under subsection (a) above that the animal was: (1)A dog in an off-leash site established under section 32-11 of this Code; or (2)A feral cat that is a part of a trap, neuter, and return program. So if you live in Houston, and your pet cat Fluffy is not a feral cat that was trapped, neutered, and released, then you are a criminal if you don't keep it on a leash outside.

I'm guessing that it's been a long while since donald grabbed her pussy

As long as you keep your cat on a leash when it’s outside, I’ll be cool with it

That’s not quite right

Yes, CDC should have come out with a statement supporting throwing water bottles on the field every time they’re upset with a call. In fact, he should encourage them to branch out and not just restrict themselves to water bottles. Beer cans would work, and batteries are always popular. Hell he should ask them to all bring golf balls. You can throw a golf ball a fucking long ass way, and I guarantee if you hit a ref in the head with a golf ball from the stands he will think twice about throwing that flag next time.

Also, maybe learn to take the three points on 4th down sometimes. 3>0

I thought Gator fans typically liked to be thrust upon

See, Cruz is right about schools forcing all of the kids to have transversals

This is the movie that my dog and I watched when he convinced me to turn off the football game. Outstanding, but a little depressing.

Yeah, maybe he buried a body in the dirt on his trailer

Sebastian got pretty upset at my yelling at the game, so I turned it at halftime and took him for a walk. When we got back, I saw that we were only down 23 to 8 and things were looking up so I watched until part way through the 4th quarter. The continued stupidity just had me yelling again, and Sebastian upset, so I turned it off again and took him for another walk. When we got back he just looked at me like I don’t know what all the yelling was about, but three walks is pretty cool. I never turned the game back on and now we’re both sitting on the couch watching a movie on Netflix. I still don’t know how the game ended up, and I think we’re both happier. Well, we picked a depressing as fuck movie to watch.

This is one of the best defenses in the country?

And aggy thought that indicated our defense was soft against the run

Aggy flopping already

Every time I see that Ted Cruz ad with Kim Ogg I want to throw something at my tv. Fuck both of those pussy assed bitches.

It could be worse. They could do what the guys who built my first house did and take a shit in the attic.

Celebrity porno stuff?

I think being forced to accept aid from North Korea is the final indicator of your failure as a country

We may all be assholes, but I doubt very many of us are pretty.

Do they think that's going to keep Bevo from swinging his horns if that's what he decides he wants to do? Also, that must be one beat to fucking hell trophy.

I think she should ask for a refund for that boob job