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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. He was trying to covert him into a safety
  2. Mack was there trying to convert Arch into a safety
  3. We don’t kink shame here, so go ahead
  4. It’s only hunting if you chase it down and kill it with your bare hands
  5. As long as it has an upside down longhorn sticker you're good
  6. My daughter made me take her to see it. I wouldn't waste the money in a theatre, but it would be okay as something to stream for free. It startled me in a couple of places with jump scares, but overall not scary.
  7. It depends on how small the cage is. Put them all in a small enough cage and the snake wins hands down.
  8. The fact that I should wear a hoodie means it isn’t warm.
  9. Until China gets hit with 25% tariffs
  10. That's the formula for success these days
  11. He just hasn't figured out a way to make money from it yet
  12. I think you mean gentlemen’s agreement
  13. I wish there could be a game thread for the sane people
  14. I streamed it tonight because it was free (well as free as anything is on a streaming service). The starving baboon army, the saddle broken rhino and the sharks were over the top teribad. The plot was pretty ridiculous. I will say however, that the old senator from the original movie looked like he hadn’t aged a day. I suppose that I was semi entertained.
  15. The football board will completely meltdown if we lose to the couch burners
  16. When I got my car stuck in the mud I had to rock it back then forward, back then forward, back then forward, but eventually I got it unstuck.
  17. Actually, in the AP poll, they were 35th with 1 point. Their 1 point came from a 25th place vote by Rece Davis, who also, coincidently, I'm sure, gave Texas their lowest vote at 6th.
  18. They’re just erasing the 14th amendment and then it will be back
  19. So our space program has now come full circle?
  20. Abbot's order only applied to flags at state buildings. He can't do shit about flags at ISDs, or the Boy Scouts, or any flag not being flown at a state building, no matter how much he wants to suck the orange man's tiny penis. It's nothing new for our elected state officials to order the state government to ignore the law.
  21. It's only fair since he's going to do that to us as well
  22. If everyone who lied under oath served a one day sentence for each, lie then the fat orange turd would currently be serving a life sentence
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